Judge — October 14, 1882 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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, lute Bunthorne heart disputed by find his place in the popu comer like Mansfield. Youso man, if you are so soft as to live on your relations, you must not be surprised if you are ied a sponse-cake. oil of Manhattan Island wite occasionally re Acaravatixe to meet t whirling through the air in the form of dust hours after an unpreced He Aconavatixa for Plunger not keep still and let h wating to find otha when y for a turn of extra duty in your “spring overcoat with a come to shake it out a view of putting it 0 the fall Irisa a theater that ther in the orchestra” has been wlators In the lobby, especially’ w eater, you find the house half x at the hox-oft left when © I 1 at you by en, on ent mpty. awvating to be info are no § the U have loved a have loved at all" Is itt Slocum to think 80, yon will perfor rank with the labors of Hercules poet did not refer to the the lin = better 1 lost than never to If you can get General feat worthy to But perh: ove of office when he Acaravattye for the fanny man of the avera paper that the Egyptian war, which promised tot fruitful for the pa ald be over s oon, rapher, sl hdrawn from enor erty of t re ny man, Moore and tt, the IckMAN Raxpatt, corner of North of by Lega ocer. for driving a team of horses to the police- station. Now, let the policeman insist that Leggett shall be con A with occupying half the sidewalk tra platform, and shall keep down his skids n there is no dray in front of them. streets, was complai with ai Mr. Stewart L. Wooprorn, you are a little political calf. You make a rattling good speech, but you do not tell anything that ia deep or new. You a amusing, when there is no one else to lis sometimes you are a nuisance, becau: a big heavy man you thrust your Y a swan, bat only a little gosling. So keep yourself down a little, and Tie Jepce will let you off this time with a slight rebuke, Mr. Retue a very small bucke, y. not m John Sherman is trying to warm you over, you tothe United y ford, not to take too heavy as question. Yon do that wh you want it eink beer in German ga when we w aa are not You are very led. and feed 1, Ruther- mperance you are in office, not when eryboly knows that you dens in Cincinnati, when eof pinkeye potato, but meaty-he ates Senate, a dow Miss Primrose will appear at the ball to-night in a Dolly Varden of her oven design. | afew | squatk like vorn B, Haves, of Fremont, Obio, you arc di Te such Of party. scorn the ex ly mornings you excel v Yorsa avenue n, aker. you are In the ea noise, aggravating the ear stresse Bat the mitkm: > Indian Tyr You and even like a war. tle, and r bone in sleope wps while and an warbler with a roos ays whistle th you dan his throat. servant-girls are erman You irits, but put a little it for a fog-hor Ir is peculiarly he ba notonons tune, tired of your and fall of s} don't u tes re lively, healthy, affy in your mouth, You mas ravating to see a fat Jew lout and seat of a barouche, with is arm over the ga big cigar, as he rolls ark with a sinitk on his look will you, and then, The swine does not know that n Central acems to say,“ Pe 40 happy.” Iting his wife aud children who are with h sina ng in their presence while he is rid public p Nor does he realize in his thiek- ness that the people who happen to have theit eyes rly distike him, are disgusted with his looks as well as with his qT few races who do this so openly as neXt case, lex! to his ostentatious all t A | actions | the Jews. | Miss | modest | claim to Tur re it sends you » broken forth are trying U Ewa which will only give you a mr, as you shall not disp chit lecture be You of the urself ie back to darn your stockings , and at th f about y) On aga ge | Je the newspaper wag you know haystack over the begun to you tte business, on wouldn't have done 0 if hat is, wouldn't have p just to lose them, — Now you hi needles Ik about Emmaling just a bit of Wh For th great man, purself away nsihle people. Don't, Emma. nna. Ster up. Seere your father, who ener will let you off at man, but onl You are 5 sake of Tur rself, are not a y Bob Lincoln. noble, You, 3 tate and railroad law- nt. You should ause you would as a fair real of for Presid of for the place. Two Lincolns could tess, You have the nt you are to Joha Q is to ane You are too When you wear a musta wear a horse-shoe. When you wear a full beard you part it in the middle, Great men do neither. Buby, and chop kindling-wood for supper; Tue, Is busy lown in history with equal ¢ xample of the Adamses Adams what a Ind ancy and nob! e you ran home, Jepe FoLcer may slip up on the golden slippers. which | WILL HE REACH IT? raging plod and # Macavnax; adapted to Ben Butler, Tue Czar has crowned himself secretly, This must be a nice sort of pleasur recommend it to all persons who have crowns, 1 Grant, for instance, could get cheap one ata theatrical variety store, and xo down cellar with Barney Biglin, Proxy French and Chet Arthur, and put it on with afew drinks of good old rye whisky. ‘The anoble and handy example. It elected to Con- He couldn't wait to show himself , and we Ger a Caar has s¢ reminds ns of a man who \ gress from Newark, N. J. until he got to V ton ott Sp <o he got his wite to go aker of the House, while he, as Congress: { man, went into the cellar, ‘Then le shouted | through a barrel with the heads knocked out: Mr. Speaker!” and his wife, who occupied the chair in the garret, shouted back: “The Mr. Jinks, Esquire, of New Jer. the Congressman would pro- way up-stairs | Honorable sey.” ALL ceed to deliver a speech on re | wite kept the house in order, yrm, while his Tuk Herald wants Danicl Webster back again, We agree with it. Daniel had a fine voice, and could call out the nam tions'so that everybody could hear him, of the sta- Tue fr and thei season. have gone down into the mud, e are to be no more frog But thank Heaven the bald-headed man has the ballet before him, Jegs this Iris claimed that the humming-bird has a | wonderful sense of smell, and will fly mil wainst the wind for a flower-bed. ‘The hum dd is the Israclite creatures, It will g is among plumed so far for a scent. Barney Bicuin, are mistaken, Mr, ger did not buck Mr. Cornell off the politi- cal bridge in the Queen Nan style. you Tue stalwart journals are beginning to make approximate calculations about the Folger majority. Approximate numbers are hard to estimate. But Folger has Steve French—he is about the only proxy-mate he can get at now, comicbooks.com