Judge — October 14, 1882 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., 4 and 36 North Moore Street, N.Y. AISHED ONCE A W TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. far POSTAGE FRA Oe Astros = i 2 i Notice: The Political Coaching Clubs. Tues hilarating than a good drive, in pleasant weather, along a hard, level road, behind a spanking team. Indeed, if the team be first-class, we can put up with nforts of road and weather, but | is nothing mo: many dise no surroundings, however favorable, can make poor horsetlesh endurable. So, when the rival e Republican, with colors tlyi was every | only the proxies are a poor substitut fed cattle, and so the Democratic coach, well t loaded within and without, soon. its dust to the Republicans, who speedily ceased blowing horns aud turned their attention to i blown horses. ‘Too late, however; down go the proxies, Broken harness and prostrate, struggling eattle tell an eloquent story, aud aching clubs, Democratic and L out on their drive to Albany, | ¢ and horns blowing, there pect of a delightful drive—it well horsed. But corn: vaches were for honest +All Chester's horses and all Chester's men Cannot pat Repablicanism where it was again,” Democracy, however, seems to have all the > adjuncts of a good team, pleasant weather, 4 and a level road, to enable it to make good time to Alb: ‘Tues is woney in insurance, say the © of Wall street, th ought to be, if all insurance be coniductes the same principles as a case which i present being ventilated in our courts would | mto have been. Quite a little d noscenti and surely ? might be constructed on the lines of this by policy of insurance — Dramatis persone : + a married couple. Husband prudently in sures his life for his wife's benefit ; repr sibly vanishes to California or parts unknown, | where, the lady claims, he, to use the vernae- | ; ular obtaining in parts unknown, ** passed in Sey his checks.” The widow comes forward and ie claims her insurance. “Oh, no,” says the company, “your husband is not dead.” “On the contr rejoins the bereaved one, he THE JUDGE. is very dead ind and on that point the join issue, and the kaw is invoked to decide between the gentleman of | lected from th 1. On the trial, a no particular ccupation, floating population of ts unknown,” is brought forward by the defense, Here's your husband,” says the company; “you can’t expect to be paid for this specimen as dead.” sjoins the ti ess | ought tok high is not my husband il ly as if he wer raved one, | proceeds to ask her all se the age of their eldest son. He has How many children blessed their union anyway ? 1 ifhe remembers. And so the ¢ Is, with the betting in favor of the widow sning it on appeal. And ifs it, and the court brings th THe dpe to insure jai if ru w does win | fraud home to th 2 will be strongly ine other ¢ company ne in son pany, or chances of outliving any e+ Sul, they his pany that is money in may off ay th life insuran President Arthur's Blunder. ‘Tue opposition, by a large and influential portion of the Republican party, to the elee- tion of Charles J. Folger to the Govern of New York, means most emphatically that an attempt is to be made to convince Pre dent Arthur, ex-Senator Conkling, Jay Gould, “Steve” French, and others, that they must not undertake to keep this State in line in or- der to sceure the pant of the White House toa Republicans who opposed the of President Garfield, excitement which fired Guiteau's drove that scoundrel to the commission of a deed which appalled the whole workd,-eat ver hope to find places in the hearts of the thoughtfal Republican veters of this The men who, through trick and de- vice, secured the nomination of Secretary rat Saratog: ction of the present occu- ond term, ministration nd who ce . hope to carry his election through fraud, ‘They openly boast that all the power of the administration, with a boun- Litul supply of Jay Gould's money, will be used to place Seeretary Folger in the Execu- tive chair in Al ‘Too often n Haunted in the fac ctors of New York that the politicians, and. not themselves, would de sof the who should hold high and honorable offices. But the people have, on g at occasions, in the vernacular of the political world, “sat upon these politicians. ‘THe duper sts that this is a peculiarly season for the people to. * sit ndidates of the I It was hoped t there- for good sug upen ppublican many who cretary Folger, who t , him as Chief Justice of the New York Court of Appeals, who had hoped to see hint fill the highest office in the gift of the people of this e, that he would decline to accept a nom- ination made through the bold misconduc ssuime to represent the better éle- tent of the Republican pasty, But Seere' Fe has written his long explanation of acceptance, and Bank Examiner Hepburn has declined the nomination on the same admire the character of $ emt Ww men who a | Fo | party in this State “Oh, no; that | trom present: ticket for Congressman-at-Large. er has acted very unwisely Hepburn has done himself er publicans who will decline on el Secretary and Mr. The Re- tie. diay to cast. their votes for Sceretary Folger, will hope by so doing to rebuke President Arthur for his interference in the atfairs of the ‘The Pre ident’s blunder, Ppearances, will result in t disaster to the party here and else His henchmen, led by a Police Commissioner of this city, who has blackened whateve at th fair fame he ever po: I notion that there are Republicans who have not forgotten tl ated by sp General Arthur and ex. Conkling. in iny Tast summer, 4S ‘reneh and will know, perhaps, on the Sth of Nov er that saved the ale disposing of the ain we Conkling. With Secretary Governor, Conk: ling as the power behind the nid General Arthur in training for a Presidential race, Republicans world more than ever before the calamity whieh betell the nation when Gartield died tt from dis York tually tors bye and ambitions of Ros. throne, appreciate WE have received an extremely character istic letter from one Adolph Ci Mr Cohen, as his name would imply, is a Jew, and we will charitably assume further that he is a foreign tax of the En hot for the orthography and syn- lish language are manifestly strong points. However, he is ter- ribly in earnest, and manages to make his meaning sufliciently clear. He is of opin that his race has been judged too severely in these columns, and he very considei larknessas tothe morale vement of a Jewish home, tely nd man- He misses the point, however, for it is not in the conduct ot manners of his people at home we are inte ed. In the penetralia of their holy of holie their own fireside, they may do as they please for aught we care ; but unfortunately Christian men and women are brought inte rt with the Mr. Cohens of this world at hotels, in public conveyances, af, places of amuse- ent, and other places of popular resort, aud | it is in thet publi¢ relations that we would willingly see their manners: improved, and vior toned down to tie: ordin: of a civilized American Cohen may not be disposed to believe us, but tually have met in the tlesh I brews who were not quite perfection, an: ‘ont citizen. we | although we have not the advantage of his intance, we are strongly disposed to believe that Mr. Cohen is one of them, With regard to the domestic graces and virtues hinted at by our correspondent, he and his people are welcome ‘to them, We attained our present dimensions and stature without them, and are strongly of the opiuion -that Christianity as opposed Jadaism, ‘and Christians as opposed to Jews, will las: our time at least. | aequa to How to tell chalk from cheese: Undertake to make cheese out of New York milk. comicbooks.com