Judge — September 30, 1882 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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“70 SEE OCTSELVES AS OTHERS SEE Cs. This nk rehen you har OUR CARD RECEIVER. PAUL MAUL. Mr. men wh Jepar,—Please put your foot Ik business in car them t Nod. lown on the two Trenton. You cannot kill them, ‘They kind who think that if they make tention will be attracted to ther of the at and atten they think, means admiration, They lowing fools, and do know t talk business as a and they think that people who would like to read, but are compelled to listen ard not have a big idea of their importance. PIGS FEATUR Will you ph fat, a year on the her Dean Jeour raign lefore your Heourt the fat, well-dressed woman who rid four seats, two for tnt hy ton taking one of the and louks afterward Unt ve If amd two for ber in the aisles, perhay lie babies. Ifyou happen to in: he lifts ber big no: you fe jured th have in the ar n. lone ber aun ir \ Lapy. Hestixetos, Le The fat, well-dressed woman is, no doubt, hoggish. If she traveled every day she would be satistied with one s found, not on the Long Island Railroad alone, but on all railroads. Her victims are simply timid cowards, to be overawed by her super- ve be She is cilious manner, and rather humble and lowly to be subdued by her haughty The men and women who are beaten out of se by her deserve to suffer. Any lady ¢ tleinan of spirit and common sense will wait for the conductor's arrival, and appeal to him for a due share of the seats. YACHTS WHAT'S THE MATTER chting young man writes : stare. Aya Dear Jepor,—I have a boat called My frien ls wish me to chat “The Rainbow.” the p e. Not tor much of a change, you know, bnt jas: change enough, Bostos. You might call it Tue Maid of the Mist.” is not much of a change. You proba bly know that a rainbow is made of the mist. DECKOROUS LANGUAGE. Dran Jee deck" fall bands!” cold to ally w rit has any refer Or is ita full deel at isa at can Ustos Square THE. JUDGE. But ver Our correspondent is trying to joke, let him ask any Union Square poker-play | who owns a yacht, A quarter deck is gener- ally sufficient for him. He usually car enough on | to pipe all hands, When they throw up or lay down there is a full | deek. SOUSE =What is the sed wor mei fat, pomy isin, begins to talk to panion in it the cost of thin: What does aly Tian AVENUE ELEVATED. She i bawl. clothes; but by a little in a baw, only out for a cheap fancyalress to show her fine treteh of imag’ That is, she is ont tion | You can thr MONEY MUSK fama 3. real Why are You and nhody ; hat Laven't we alk to you of it. Thay pietni vay for them: my tast your kind speak as if we were the money to pay f » inferiors Tae Jut | self clean away when you said, “and I pay for them.” You had to lug in that vulgar | money-talk, whieh real Christendom ever does, You will but you will never into that fined. which aud says briefly: You gave your no gentle ‘Linoney, del gallant. society rawers down-tow leave money never know it any more than a fly on dow-pane knows the beautiful lands To leaves in wooded yond you, antumn uprising, crimson hillsides, tons of manure at money: and gold, on make only so mar y searcold children in street ears loudly ti We who are bothered by y for that. You j money does not make you super more ridiculo price a ton bur very seven and eight: disenss price of shov-strings at various places. ur babble, cannot but and only You were inferior before If yon only knew how your love you have money | you had money. \1 despised! HAD TO LUG IT IN Jence,--Did you ever know a real nic | Irae | Judgment: Yes, more than one, | tell you the truth, the be most highly educated, most excusable, ham- eating, liberal, reasonable, philosophical Jew we ever met, a fine fellow who has a nati reputation, once made us a bet that on a day's excursion he would not once lug in the word or th All day long he was generous, funny and As we parted for the evening at the carriage steps he took from his pocket a cigar, and, handing it to us, said: “Well, dear fellow, I guess I have won your money. But there is a nice ci 1 know it is nice, for it cost ine fifte I have} my bet But, to , most humorous, ica of money or price. 1 heavens! Coster ® Jvpor,—You insulted the best race o people in the world on their own holiday and pas- time. Know, you miserable creatures, that the day will come in your life-time when we shall date our checks and pay oar bills according to the Jewish calendar, and | you will not he able to go round calling on our New | Ye: But nnot go into our houses? we will own you with our own money tobl the truth, You will be slaves to us, Don’t you forget it. dolpbe Coben ‘nd polish our As Israniire. Judgment on the base: itall, You are right. But before we polish your boots you will at least be merciful enough to wash your feet every year. You wonldn’t be so mean as not to, would you? We acknowledge MASHER FOR MASHER, Me. Jepar.—If a girl ives me the eyes in the street Tnot be a fool if | declined V fault of a man if he is of fair looks, with 9 wl girls want to m: hie aequainta Broan ay do not give yourself away, But, if | » give yourself away, have the con- of knowing that you are nothing, but are giving yourself dog cheap. solation losing SALAD FOR THE SOCIAL Jeper,—I into a F German place and asked for a chicken th ad, meteenth street Ata all plate of acrid mean atuff, with Why is Sanapty, and some limp lettuce. You will ne You had let- apers. vinegar, oil, salt, pepper and veal, and yet you expected chicken alse You are too fresh, although the salad might not have heen, wil want a whole barn- er be satisfied. thee, eg, yard in your next salad, and if you go to some German restaurants you'll think you =mell it even if you don't get it. JEWS MAKING AMERICA FREE, New York, Sept. 15th. ay com a tine when the olize the mercantile pur- New York as to take down the last Chris- why shontd 1 Did not the children of Abraham fight as 4 the Christian to make it such ? Our race is he To Eprror Jeper, —There u tian sign. ot* Is this not a hy the Christians. bee: say we killed Christ | their Messiah, they Messiah has not come, but them avenge Christ by kil the coming Messiah. Peesness is pwesness. A Ie: huted for a crime, if crime It is, that has been doi The time will come when the Jew of the Christian Jepur, for such The sign then may be chan ize, Moses Exstein & Son, Prop i enow present. A Peesxpss Jew We believe when he ne, le | senerations azo? | will pall down the si it mast be called, ed — The Jewish Ji ore Although your letter is very illiterate, we | manage to whip it intoshape. Youare right, | this isa free country, but that was what a German in Milwaukee said when he was ar- rested for incest. There were no Jews in th army that freed this country, Americans, descendants of Anglo-Ss and French, freed this island and the whole land, No true Jew was ever of his own free-will in an ry, except as a sutler, or as a clerk ina commissary department. The Lord won all the battles of Judah, and the few Jews went along to pick up the old clothes. If you should ever pull down the sign of Tae Ju you would never find a Jew to put any wit into the paper. Americans do not hate Jews for killing Christ; the latter said: Father, forgive them, they know not what they do.” The Jews hated the world over are those who are vulgar, loud, boasting, con- ceited, ill-bred, and in all things dirty, ons: “Keeps THE Botte” isone of Red Cloud's Indians; a sort of Tammany brave, comicbooks.com