Judge — September 30, 1882 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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Cornell and the Raven. Over upon a midnight dreary If asleep and awful weary the Gov'nor in his chamber, pers scattered on the floor. While he nodded, nearly napping, As of some one gently rappin, at his chamber door. hn Kelly,” low “Tapping at my chamts Or little Je and nothing Open here he flung When w n In the Vin Wall street tricks and lore. 18 thou hast shorn and shaven,” J the Governor, *hnt no craven Jn me hast found, thon knowing raven In Western Union or Lake shore. Tell me now what chances. Shall 11 or" Quoth “Prophet! * said be, * thi Prophet sull if hawk or devil, What about the St Much abused, hut all und: byt By conspiracies still haunted, Pd like wr Gilead? rer New York shall 1 still ruler” Croaket the press and people taunt No, blind pool! Bo that wor our sign of parting, Karr teal Lean never be in as a toke hy brokers, Of that lie thy s thy beak from out iny heart, peember yon with th the sull is sittin the plaster bust of ( dust within Monzo's atl dreaming Of broker that Disturbing € ng. Burm Anil when comes the A voice on the Will ery “Cornell ! no, a ark November convention floor ermore How to Manage a Hammock looking but it posse: Ost of the most harmle: things in the world is a hammock ; ses more latent cu infuria of New York, and only awaits an oppor to develop it edness to the square inch than an I steer on the rampage in the streets he great much feeling, that he would. rather battles a day than attempt to g hammock; and Julins Casa us, made a human torch of the man who en- avored to introduce the awful thing into while George Washington rly el confided to his shortly before he joined the silent ma- that he attributed his viet apoleon once remarked, with tit tory informs Rome ; whose memory we so « sh, wife, jority ies over the British solely to the absence of the ham- the ‘The hammock, however, which causes more mock ny profanity and sore places than an election ees Specs: riot, can be tamed as thoroughly as a cireus lion, and when once brought under the contr of man ble and harmles: nd ofa fe as tract hush male rights woman, Ine dof a ham: mock ler to get the upper | is necessary to observe a few simple First, hammock borrowed borrow a A hammock com 1 one purchased ‘Then swing Ue contrivan out four feet from the broken the but ah Should it store. me where in the shad xround. Some persons have necks by falling f four feet i hammock slip when you let your w tipon it to sprawling only three feet more reliable. ght swing test its strength, aud throw you on your back, you may be able to ain without swearing, but the bet that you won't. | tie it up a } ting will t ten to on Hav. hair and je fraud a tax-bill; but ing secured the hammock, mount a essay to place one leg in the swing’ | It looks w Yas receivin; 1 the whole business suddenly and treach- leg, and you re- opened to their leg is wobt hi crously shies off with your sem) fullest extent t pair of compasse and your oth und the cold on the ehair are running up your spine, and you wonder whether you will split entirely in two, or only up to your you conelude to step down and go home. Howe we chair kicks out minute is devoted to whether your neck is broken or ta is merely paralyzed. 1in courage and your fe into the hoi feather bed, whieh you | | tamed | dence and convit at yon don’t step down all the viciously, and the next r, you get wh same. conjecturing the medulla obl You will s and then you mre; e and bring ont nce yominati This will inspire conti © the hammock that you are Sa ORS si Fee, fer the un. | A STORY WITHOUT WorDs. ' aarnest and mean business. ‘Then ukick that fractures its back, hi a little x and make a quick spring—under ne wher award the fi paper from your poeket and t ceedings of the Freethi terribly in wive the chair spit on your give fora starte} the . reclining on the velvety udly est in . you draw 1 the rs’ convention, pre Last week was a pretty cold one for Unel It was a surtof week of ifs" fori slide hadn't broken, and if our riflemen hadn't wo I wt have wou a boat-race tteh, But a thing so Sam, been inferior ngland’s, we ow that we have been doing sort of much in the past, that we don't care much you know, Wiirit: the equine raceth, there thriveth the blind pool; all laws to the contrary notwith- Ir is reported that Arabi Bey mad when the real sot after in, and in exclaimed: Ara-be Hit me out ina cowld day!” ugl classic tones jabers they've cat THe Duk port regarding the conquering of the tians, ir Garnet Wolseley i I just knocked the tar ont of T think Garnet will make a very fair sort ofa soldier of Connaught has made his re- He says: Sir with a little more exper Way do peop! amusements, when we have political eancus complain of the lack and conventions? Are we becoming educated ? or is it because the comicbooks.com