Judge — September 30, 1882 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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IKEY, WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN. A Popular Song: Dedicated to Jay Gorn, on the cliff, In a sentimental miff, And Janey’s brow did wear a scornfal frown ¢ to her of doves That typified our loves, While the round, red sun was going down, Then we wandered to a bower, And sat there by the hours ‘Twas a summer-house owned by her father, Brown, Bat he couldn't make Against our free possession the big, raddy san was going down. aggression We talked of lov Of the wild woods Recaus nd daisies, nd their mazes, far away from town; And when I asked to kise her, aid, ** You' You should have waited Ull the se we were a she We drank cur beer froth foaming, And we dreamed that we were roaming; And I felt as if T were a merry clow Then she said to me, © My dart; We will end this little quarling Think, Ikey, when the sun down.” And now we'v And each other's blows bi Bat my Janey Bat we always shall renember That As I kissed ber whe long been mat ried, parr art ed aays she'll always x serown, ing in Septem! the sun went down We have a hittle sonny Worth his w And his name is little Ikey He would no'er have had a m loving papa nuther, If L hadn't kissed my t in golden money Very proper i ‘or when the sun went But when that little fellow ts ont to kick and bellow, other turns him on ber knees, upon her vel- His vet gown; Then she will gently yank bins, And proceed therewith to spank Tis very funny when my son is x0 AN up-town street has recently been paved. A gentleman who has had the misfortune to reside there for the last two years was asked what he thought of the improvement, He replied, looking on his nearly level highway: “ Pasaable, but nothing more.” “THE Hebrew mind,” said Jones, after hi hammer-and-tongs fashion, ‘as developed in this country, has no notion of wit—no sense of humor.” ‘‘ Nevertheless,” responded the good-natured Brown, ‘‘ you must allow this much—the Jew has a wonderful sense of interest. " Apropos of the habits of a certain opera bouffe singer, who has just made her debut in New York, an Irishman, profe acquaintance with the lady in question, was asked if she followed the habits of a majority of French women—did she smoke? Yes, sir, she does!” he exclaimed; ‘and so doex every volcano; perhaps you'll show me the lovely ‘crater’ that doesn’t smoke.” Latiy truism: Litera scripta manet. The written letter remains (all day on Sunday in the New York post-office). | The scenes SHAKESPEARE'S. ave-Digger ” wt tanner will last you nine years.” THe duper happens to know a Tanner, not a thonsand | niles removed from his own Court, that has | lasted three times nine at least, and who bid | fair to last a great deal long Ht. | | Lives sell at three cents per dozen at Tampa, Fla.—Exehonge. Hence it follow | if anybody wants to purchase a dozen lim and save money, all he has to do is to buy return ticket to Tampa, Fla say? SHOCKING outrage! We read in a very | reliable fashion contemporary, that a well | known citizen of New York societ, evenings since actually cribbage t a few Treat his wife—at Tr the man wreteh who lifts his hand against a woman, what must be the woman who empties a bucket of dirty water on a man—and that man her husband in the bar- gain ? is a Ir is reported by cable that bottle-nosed whales have been seen off the Irish coast. It is but fair to infer, then, that they were point- ing their noses towards Cork ! Tue Jupce’s advice to Senator ave —and change your name, Mahone: THe man who smokes half of his cigar and puts the remainder by, knows nothing about smoking. “Pray, after you,” as the glass of said to the pill. INForMATION wanted: As to the best | method of cooking” the Pope's Bull. Do you “scuttle” a ship when she is “coaled 2” Coy, for the curious: Why is a doctor with- out patients like a Sabbatarian eating dinner on Sunday? Beeause it a hot is profession withont. practice. ss the smelling-bottle, ‘THERE is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, In other words, there is but the difference of a letter between the man of pomp and pnmp, Why tew not smell delicious twenty feet away, as it did when we were bor Joes an oys Is it a cold ts let? deck when Henry Watterson Will you planse inform us, Mrs. Baer, whether a bustle is really fiction tounded on fnet ? Does Oscar Wille ever utter for twos twos, and what does he drink with them if he is 20 good a ‘oyster ? | 5 Some one calls Frank Spinola a spook. Is it because he appears like a collar in phan- tom? Is the druggist’s mortar a pestilence? Can a young lady who is looking at a col- lege boy be said to have a pupil in her eye? Fammany party worship before » What then? Does the T Juggernaut; and if it dos Ix the Fifth Avenue Hotel little ‘con- gestive chills" case, last week, it was proper to call in the homeopathic physician. SHOULD Ireland succeed in achieving inde- pendence, the most appropriate title for her ruler would be dic-tater, and his scepter a shillaleh. comicbooks.com