Judge — June 10, 1882 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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MATERIALISM vs. SPIRITUALISM was a fervent disciple of th orify visible matter, and d » soul a superttuous item, a thing Of fancy, to charm an idealists ¢ ti i: * T never will yiel Barren crudities even a lover to please.” Sei TT “Ah, sweet, To its furthe All dalliance t he rejoined, “shall we carry your crewl extreme, and as spirits forbear der of love? Would yo A kiss that to were un he answered with dimpled cheeks that is a different matter, you know.” And then— Ah, we More convincing tt If still transcend The ideal refasi A reticence, only tran: That her lover still kis , there are ai n worl, B ntal, all theories save . T cannot but chooze ressed when Is 3 the old-fashioned way ec. i, THAYER, Our Scientific Department. EDITED BY SIR CHARLES LIEWELL. “Tur difference in the construction of man 1 the chimpanzee is that the former has clve pairs of ribs and the latter ha is another important 1 the foppish young man who wears cel skin pants, a bob-t plate hat, and a litue fuzz on his upper lip, may not be able to see it when he looks in the mirror. feren le AyNoTner great stride in science is noted. It pos y vantages 0 © most important being the ability of its wearer to inerease its pressure by simply heav- ing a suggestive sigh; but neverth it arms attach- tou “Every in hi: st person contain her organi: There exe ugh phos- tion to make 4,000 ptions, however, i adult be con- phorus in her “mateh.” phoru is nnot an vineed that there is enough phi organization to make ev She knows from practical exper years she has been vainly tryir match, 1 Accorpinc to M the term lipotype, whi nee, is employed to ind which w later, F.R.S., atively new ate animals hould naturally expect to meet but The ilor to whom a hard-up young 1 owes twenty-fivedollars, is not a lipotype animal, for the young man generally meets him where he doesn’t expect to. comp to s do not find in certain parts of the earth. joemaker or AT Salzherg, in the Tyrol, some old bri were found to be magnetic, containing mica- late, argillaccous, iron-garnct, chlorite, horn- Dlende, and other things. Magnetic bricks found in hats of the male persuasion in this country are composed of hornblende alone; that is, they were manufactured by the wearer blending too many horns. s thir. | FAMILY Finer Litt: G: Skeoxp Lattin Grete — Well, my brothe “Ty additon to its value food, the as an article of of other uses.” The “ ctor in a one-horse traveling troupe is well aware of this fact, and deeply regrets that it is so, has a variety It has been proved, by direct comparisons, that objects which are white by sunlight, « pear yellowish under the electric I nel nby gaslight, Ithas also been ob- served that a young man who is white at his home in the country, appears decidedly green in the city, and looks very “blue” before he gets out of it, red when s A New varicty of g! containing neither flint, borax, lime, lead, nor soda and pot has been discovered by a Vienna chemist. However valuable and desirable this vitreous discovery may be, it will never become as popular in this country as the ordi glass, which contains times beer. ary saloon nd some- a kerosene lamp, when full, never explodes, It is, in a great majority of , the same way with man. When full he never explodes cither; but his wife does. Tripium is many times harder than steel, and will not rust or corrode. first discovered t cheek Tridium_ was ya scientist examining the an advertising agent, who asked a in milk n Sow PRIDE. L.—AA! my brother's studying to be an artist tudying to te a quack doctor—A-ah, newspaper editor to insert a column adver- tisement, one year, with six nges, for fifty dollars, throw in filty-two reading notices, and y in liver pill TERR MARPMAIN says the amount of moisture y be determined by placing it upon cotton wool—thoroughily freed from gr in a chloride of calcium tube, and draw warm air over it. A less exy but effectual, plan would be to hire a small boy to watch the milkman when he is at the pump or spring, and count the number of quarts of water he pours into cach ase— siv quite as AccoRDING to Dr, Lambert, the general belief that the joints of animals always have a vial fluid, serving as a lubricant, is an error. The doctor, however, deprecates the plan of. boring holes in the animal's legs and pouring into the synovial capsules, when the joints i unnoying manner, or the beast a hot-box, as it were. Tr the woman who hesitates is lost, what must be the condition of the woman who stammers and stutters. Tue brand of Kane: four. A yellow coach and MATRIMONIAL maxim: never. Better late than comicbooks.com