Judge — April 15, 1882 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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What it must come to if there ts any further reduction in the height of gents’ hats. NEW YORK SCENERY Winaten through the valleys of my native State, I mark, with pride of heart, how rich and sre And wide ber empii 1s how fair, Her scenes, how varied, opulent, and How grand her gorges, wild cascades and rocks Inscribed « Nearing my native city, how my beart th start, silver trea. Into more quick pulsations now d How well I know each bill and pach tree familiar as a nightly dream; ger I greet each landmark with my Yes, this 18 home, see" Johnson's Cure for Piles.” How can a man in such a land be sad When every fence-board wears a" Liver Parl,” Or every tree-trunk speaks of the * Catarrh," Qe new * Store ." oF the * Boss Cigar? Perish the thought, all nature scems to bless, “Try Hogarth's Bitters for your utterness. Nature when unadorned’s a We never saw he But we imagine from our rocks and t That even Nature's chock-full of dises And bi out in signs on rock With, “Patent Trusses,” “Pills.” * dorned the m so we dare not boast ls and AT. Our Sisters and Our Aunts. CHATELAINES are now much worn, as every one knows who has seen a chatelaine around loose. Ecru is a favorite, and is worn by the kind of girl who makes ecruel joke. Foutarps are again in market. ardy shopper may buy some. Ang foul: Aw English writer says that the hero of the fature American novel will be the stroke oar of a college boat. Are the days of the masher who his mustache did stroke o'er? “Sunpuur lac not know what it will sell for. is a new color. We do MANTHLETTES, of course, look best when you are leaning against a little mantel. Dresses with moons on them are quite fashionable. They are worn a little full. those with half moons are only half full. GALLooNs are again worn—especially by galloonatics. THE JUDGE. Box plaits are worn on sleeves. This gives the lady a chance to bend her elbow when she boxes the husband's ears. Tue woman whose opinions are warped sometimes gets on the warpath. She proba- bly thinks that the warpath no stings for her. Cory flowers are not worn on tho fect, PEARLS are now worn biadere. Rat-talt chenille is fashionable as a new fringe. This rat-tail item should be but on file, CoacuMe’s drab is a favorite color; but in England coachmen’s drabs usually have black- ened pick strawberries in, or to mitigate punish- ment when giving the mitten, we are not per mitted to know. Iurratioy erabs are worn on bonnets. They are worn with eclar, Spiers also are worn on hats, worn on the tly. They are PRESBYTERIAN blue is to be a spring styl Well, according to the Presbyterian doctrine, “*what is to be, will be.” Stiver cats and kittens for pin ornaments are amieuxing Som other pods are a little more antique than A Lapy wearing stepping out of a carriage, dropped h cled watch, which was picked up by a § wich-board man, who, with considerable culty, discovered to whom the splendid thing belonged. When he handed it to hi kindly gave him ten cents, of two New Jersey ladies, both worth mill- ions of dollars, who, while in their carriage, | behind two fractious horses, were about to be killed by a railway train, when a crippled flag. , she This reminds us man, with his one arm, stopped and backed the beasts at the risk of his own life, and the next day was rewarded with two shiny silver quarters, neatly wrapped in a bit of news- paper. He returned the fifty cents. QueEN Victoria endo: cold mutton. ‘ses sun-flowers. Also Tuecditor of Our Continent (meaning, there- elphi ial literary division) i modest man, tosaytheleast, Heonly signs hi 1 articles Hon, Albion W. Tourgee.” is is commendable. A less modest writer would, doubtless, have let himself out as “Hon, Albion W. Tourgee, Esquire.” But the supertluity of the “Hon, Albion W.” reaches no such unwarrantable excess as that. In the journalistic guild, like Bratus, we are “all honorable men "—according to the late Mare Antony, who ought to have known about it. Rep mitts are fashionable: but whether to | College Notes. [These notes are not taken from the New York World are the productions of our own reporters | “How to Box” has been adopted as a text- book in Spartan College. Ose of the college journals says that stu: | dents ought not to be obliged to ruin their eyes in college. Good advice. They should smoke their cigarettes with their eyes shut. ILaRvaRD COLLEGE has a soymore or less | who will one of these days give § | lar to stand up before him for three round: of drinks, ivan a dol- Ap are ¢ ERTISING clerks of little college papers Hed “business editors.” “Editors” is very good, at ‘use so ma ‘Tue foot-ball matehi be called bull-rushes, be are cradled in them, Princeton should y infants A COLLEGE journal that a freshman should not always be called ‘ fresh,” because the term is unmerited as a special distinction. Right, sonny. ‘The seniors are fresh as the freshest. In freshet of freshness, ays Gestvs is reviving at Yale. Two new ideas or inventions have come into play. One is | the original idea of kicking over Varrel, and the other is that fine piece of humor, | | laughing at an organ-grinder. n. Tie students of the English Cam! Uni- | versity recently enjoyed themselves by throw- at the ladies who were acting in a pantomime. As they had a plenty of oranges it is supposed that they were suckers. ULLING has been condemned at Co- 3 but exactly what wire-pulling is the j little men do not know. Perhaps it is harp- playing. | ing or: “PaxsanpRuM” is a favorite word with some of the ninnies at some of the “uni versities.” It is supposed to captivate the irls of twelve, who think that it means the giant who puts the tin-foil on cl gum, cars of g ABSORBED. . | | | Exciting events often interfere vith business | comicbooks.com