Judge — April 15, 1882 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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THE MAY QUEEN, MOURNING IN LONDON. Ceparture of Barnum’s Purchase. ACTION OF THE ANIMALS. {Prom Our Oven Correspondent. } xpOX, March 25, 1882. and London mourns. nt, has departed for Barnum is victorior Jumbo, the big eleph America. No event of r date has cast a deeper gloom over the British metropolis than the showman’ ation of the Zoo. Parliament is urged to appoint a day of humiliation and prayer, and gre de was an unusually heavy one, although it might be Jumbo's and Barnum’s ga Rhinoceros said Barnum’s rhino” wa all powerful, and they sorrowed, not that the " rs of the Zoo loved Jumbo less, but | that they loved ducats more. instance of the Queen, has memorialized in | song the departure of the beast. poem, although posse no more literary merit recent 7 i America. s not been ca- And I've 8 0) ‘There are sev materially to the poetized and pros nteen verses of it, which Punch has 1 the incident ina plentiful and prosy manner. 7 When Jumbo left the Zoo, with his trunk packed for America, his late companions calied a meeting to take appropriate action anent the same. ‘The Polar Bear, upon taking the chair, said he couldn't forbear remarking that their loss | drown his sorrow over their loss, he The Li ing mat would ing Hyena said it was no laugh- , and upon the present occasion he the character of the eryi few weeps. Thereupon ssume and prostrated him, and he to have an attack of It was his opinion that if Bar- omething gnu for his show, he His rks and wild-cat , the natural sequence of such puns u said the news of Jumbo's sa the gnumon’ num wanted should rew arks, brist- ill in Ins The Porcupine made a fow n with fine points. He said no ¢ jon could pen his grief, 2 together too big for one of hi ne Unicorn observed that, lin; po: order to was obliged to take two or three unique hor- Here the Hippopotamus was seized with a fit of hypo, and asked the Sacred Cow to give the Unicorn a couple of her horns. ‘The ‘Potamus etty tough hide, but there that pierced him to the said he had ay were some thil quick. The Black Bear thought the White Bear ought to wear black for thirty days. He also | uids me as noisy Parliament, when the a is up for dis and person sion. animal of the nd not_ape the doings of a ward conven tion, when called upon to express our sorrow at the loss of our friend Jumbo, you otte your hare pulle his speech was received with three cheers and a Tiger, which made the Kangaroo hop- pin’ mad, It id, that the remarks of the speaker were taking an irrelephant turn, and things were getting in such a Jumbol, that the reporters Koodoo-n't tell whether it was a Land League meeting or a Fenian wak At this the gery, decorum—grunted Dx Family ared to him, he put on his tog: id boldly declared that he departure of the pampered lof fortune. ‘There was now some pros- or two of the other fed by visitor 1 pir made a few light remarks, and when the Giratfe te word was suffering from 8 being and frivolous was called that anin en yards of , and would give his time to the upon for id he thro: me appropri was the Lic lyin’ quiet all this tin moved that the mecti Ame Eagl onded the motion, and it was the obje he next , Who, having been now moved. He adjourn, , despite ions of the C who got his hack up, be to speak. Why is the Mayor of Albany called roman. tie? Because he once had a ‘little Lan delights in flowery Woods, and “Ressta will use trained hounds f duty.” The country is evidently ade entry oing to the $ so fond of stock he 13 sure to give his pets « al just before he Peseriovs rural swains are now sceretly chuckling over the hope that the authorized tors of danger dulterated_ liq: shortly an: lemonade,” scover in the investigi and d © poisonous in gredicnt, so that, learning of which fact, their “gals” will experience less “ thirst” at com- ing “ shows.” Wuy 1s the Troy Rudget (Senator Mac- Arthur's intelligent organ) esthetic? Because Mac” is a httle wild(e) on the “Police Bill Question,” and his theatrical column is gracefully built up by an Oscar Carpenter. comicbooks.com