Judge — March 11, 1882 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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TO MY NOSE--AN ODE. et couldat thou but know , misfortune’s blow, Aas! poor Fate's eruet do ‘Thy cup of woe would be too fall, At thought that thou wert made to pull, is doomed, like timid ro To blush unseen by man? His nose. Ob! nose severe, th The lips may lag Bat thou must stand, may wink yy think, 1 forlorn, in scorn, Save when thou turnest uj s look down on thee; Hl shout: Up with the snout!” For scornful * Down with the Oh, sapient nose Th In hig! et nose, how thou dost snore! PaLcos. OUR POPULAR FARCES. Our Interviews. REPORTED BY “ED.” Cuarac Enrtor of the Daily Moon, Revonter who has interviewed. Scene.—Editorial. Rooms of the Daily Moon, Editor Senator Gilfe Reporter.—Ye that you? Did you sce Reporter Editor.—Who is Owney Hoollig Reporter.—Poo! for drinks place over on the Bow t whisky I ever drank, I've made a note of that. Editor (severely). —You have, ch? Well, green in newspaper W: co myself, will begin your article by stating: “Last night, by accident, a reporter of the Daily Moon had the good fortune to encounter the hotel. ‘The able legislator w doing? Reporter. —Chueking dice. Editor.—I e able leg playfully explaining to an interested circle of admirers the position of the various factio! of the Democratic party by means of five Upon being approached by our reporte aid—what did he say? Reporter. Ie said: “Who the blazes are you? Another blank ink-sling Editor.—Then just write: “Upon being approached by our reporter he smiled affably and remarked: ‘You are an emi THE JUDGE. What ment?" That s hi know, of course, what paper you belonged | evaded 1 to? re was a Reporter.—1 Editor. —What .—He porte entative of the Da STUDENTS OUT FOR AN AIRING. we fear it will eventually co counds very well. You let id. Said I: “Lama rep did he remarked that if ever there le, vulgar, utterly utter worthless sheet, it was the Daily Moon. Senator Gi Editor,—Indecr for truthfulness, cha: Ml. Put in your ar that ather emphatically stated that cleanliness and force of eter, he considered the Daily Moon to be the leading paper in New York city. Was he willing to be intervi and have me pi questions. inir: didn’t want to up. th ed? Reporter.—W illing? Not much! He said that if T didn't get out he'd start the bouncer Falitor.—Au! Editor,—Put int sons the $ ion for that Editor.—Ah! nator spoke but briefly of ine, but he expre views upon Boss Kelly? hed through the window State th: or Gilfeather alw willing to be in- y answered all of your Sen: What question did you ask him “Tank Blaine ‘count of political Hr, a high personal ad gentleman, Y answered that if I slugged I had better shut How have you reported Reporter.—1 have question, and politely desired me ntly y good, What did he say Reporter rod devils who ought to be wiped ou modified his utterances to read thu Senator observed that the In¢ ult one, but that he believed in sures upon the part of th ment. The Indian, he further ren a diffi ive me been treated wil Administration, method on him abe Al Murlbart-Blaine Editor.—Wha uestion? ian que ith too much le and he of dealing with the a more cllent, What else did you put ? pout the Chili Shipherd- affair, t did reply? Reporter.—Me said that he knew nothing pat if s of the about workin T wanted to know the inside Sullivan-Ryan prize fight, he would be gratified to let me into it, Exlitor.—Well, J all about that, Did you acquire h ative to Conklin; Justice ? Reporter. —I « , we Will not & anything at views re Associate pointment lid. Editor, —What was his reply ? of his time, ol one day so far. dditor.—W rit upon b he hadn't heard of it at all. and liqui required all he hadn't sat in his seat but store as follow “The Senator, I by our representative