Judge — February 4, 1882 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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£ # MY OLD KEROSENE LAMP. Ov luster of daylight men’s pai they in rap light electric, its radianes tyrin 1 Phebus to sprin; » sound) Oh! where is th Its bright fh thro! as that can equal its shini ne doth light me the dark e fort, tose at it Ido not know wh: When in the leak winter, all hanzry Through snow up the street of the vil It cheers me amid all the scenery so dreary To catch the ligt nid arts And | And {sprung all direct from my h F through the tree-tops the sad wind is Ani old mothe Tsit th And dh ont h Ants | When the ly inditing— Hopes lamp ere shone ma to be smokin Thad bett of the glass, without joki killed by the old kerosene Lamy IFAS PIERRE. By Jo sist! Bang’ The p deeamp— | “JAY CHARLTON.” | Bhaixe wishes th sauce nd as he di the goose is sauce for t wise old saws, vghuysen would What is sauce for gander, ne 3 one ‘THe shooting of fathers has becomeso much | | of an epidemic out West that it is called pop- ping them over. Jousyy remarked that his father and mother were Christians, but that they were alw: | usly on He thought it must be be- | cause they were mad at wicked people. OLD Wroth must have a fine time ¢ when somebody waxes him. Some of the churches are so badly off for good preachers that they think of hiring pro- fessionals as they do musicians—men who can ho matter how wicked they are on week days. This would be a good opportunity for Bob Ingersoll. preach good sermo Oscar WILDE thinks that nature should be followed in the color of costumes, and water blue is a favorite wich him. Perhaps he pant- eth after the water brooks. | Map dogs make a rabid transit; also a sic transit. Wuex Esau his father he wept. f the THE JUDGE. SSS SSsss Mr. Rockunri, having b hits upon the hi | that he mu strike ane of them, Tur st young man lives in Be | county, He went out on the roof with a lan | tern to see where the fire was ‘oTTON duck is a sort ¢ It is for ducats. | A Frevet critic says that it takes a genus | to use short words, but that a parrot ean | 4 n to repeat long words, atis so. But pats talk in didn't somebody say. that” pari pollysyllables? | a | To whom it ms scribers who cannot re at the pictures. neern, Any of our sub- ¢ requested to look Yet it post no ‘Tris is the first month of the year. no good to put up the ‘OUR money or your life, wayman. “But,” said the highws listen to argument said the high- ‘The poor vietim begged for both. man, “you will not but hear,” is a very fine motto, $ originally said by the thunder to the lightning; and was afterwards sted by a can of glycerine to a mule’s hind leg. ‘Tue: latest fashionable very red cheeks and very dark eyes. et noir will win, you gamble on it. le of beauty is | Rouge | ged to sit on the front stoop after many of his Hor water cures felons; but felons are al ways in hot water, A Newark girl has a lover whom she loves so well that she calls him her Johnny-eake. A Westcnester milkman fell into a brook the other morning. He egan to yell “Ki-yi:yi—milk!” He was in his native element. Nor only are ‘fr bits’ meat, a in Jersey C cs canned, and rab ndl_cels, aud plum pudding; but y they Is, nde Goon livers say that before you carve a beefsteak you should pass your knife through arlic. If you haven't got a garlie pass it through a Staten Island town, No one » 1s to know who pulled the rope the train of road, which was the ident by which somany to that damaged the air-brak were lost. The iv sensible people that somebody’s drunken and “smart” misdeed is being covered up. ‘The politicians may have been unjustly accused. If so, it is their duty to try to find out who might have done it. At the same time, why 't the ropes run through a protecting tube? mor LER COLFAX a specimen of the great ‘an public defunc tion: comicbooks.com