Judge — December 31, 1881 — page 5: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“ERRATICS.” Tus i mistletoe. the week of sweet meets under the It wasn’t Santa Clans that pr teau with the gift of gab. ented Gui- | sailor has boxed the compass who blow in self fense. DisarpoistMeNT is prompter to the trage- | | dies of lite. | “You have me f said to the sea-hawk. s the struggling fish Wues an editor kills ** he doesn’t | claim that it’s a divine inspiration. | How long is the imp-pious exhibition in Judge Cox's court to continue? ON D K. Oxce again doth Christmas tide Ebb and flow in channels wide; Channels wide as earth's domain, Deep as human thirst f Ebbing, flowing— See it going Down the years of olden stor n't budge From his perch of obser Where he squints at all And hits the follies of each nation, To Wuate' Porte, ) that noth turkey qui spoon, u can bet a pint of ordinary ng can knock the stufling out of ser than a deflly-handled table- Iy the annual game of present-making, monds are trumps. Beuoip the Printer! He has a ‘‘stick.” | What does he say to the barkeeper? He asks | py him to put the stick into a lemonade, Will it | strengthen the lemonade ? , innocent prattler, but it will weaken the printer, A NEW book is called “The Great Mis- take,” probably written by a chap who hi recentl; ted —Boston Com- mercial Bulletin. More likely by the man who bought one which another chap had started. | — homeste Bostoy’s boys and girls still play in “Com: | sun is ri mon.” the slightest effect on a balky horse. “Try not the pass,” the old man said. “ Be “No use, dad,” replied young Pertspecch, “the theater has been closed for repairs. CARDINAL WOOLSEY must have been a good whist player. He bore his.“ honors” thick upon him. ‘Too much mouth is to be deplored. talk himself into pert dens of this wea an angel on pinions of tlutl?” se, my dear," Jif those numbe | the garden fence = But on an errand of love may be said of the Sublime Or charity, With man who spells Ch is open to the make “his 1 k You can't get an intoxi Kansas without a_physi¢ i ange how dry ail will make a man in Ki nty st CLorixnDa = Met stepped to the fi ing in the about to be revived. dead, frost-bitten, grown unromantic. “Moxey makes the mare go,” but it hasn't | oh, why, cannot I lift my soul from the bur- weary world and soar like | Villain, sure oc how off her ¢ young anent popularity, ting beve THE GRANDMOTHER OF THE OLDEN TIME. | A WOMAN will trot five miles insborough beaver, | quit ly will leave her WOODEN NUTMEGS muscular development. of the an ing Gilleyville, ntdloor of the 1 and snuffed the frosty air. t, and all nature seems But ah, me, my hea ked her younger | to him now sister, “no pair of wings ever made could | he'll be a polit xes high enough to clear | to be civil to him or lose an appointment f with aspicion that he can only Why, | pl THE GRANDMOTHER OF THE PR carly age. Si a borrowed pudding-basin to the next neigh- hor's, and the little girl come tothe doorto re- ceive it. With all the gallantry of the old- hol, he bowe andly and politely r arked, © s in the bottom of that pu.” 1" pan for y THE best five-cent ci When you instance, "t always the cheapest. Even 3 unprofitable lersin a day, X | crue prettiest, the nicest, and altogether the best Christ young man is—well fill your stocking in the usual way, Bella, and hang yourself upon his arm, It is expens (to him) of course, but it lasts a lifetime. $ gift for : | oA Kaysas baby hi the little quadruped, It is, on the lucky for him that “tangle-foot” is prohibited in that al “The — Isx’T he a ra 1, miserabletooking lout? rown beyond his age, of un- ant countenance, of unsavory odor, of He is the seed thought of 0 fast... You might and you'll be obli your son. JOB SHUTTLE, sad mistake so early in the morne = Phat hous | place of peace that « hold was not the resting: | Caristas ange | more than a week. don't usually last much