Judge — November 12, 1881 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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May it please Your Honor: In my last report I had oceasion to mention the fact that two fellows, Crane and Robson by name, were xagel in passing off as a comedy, upon th rienced and more ignorant residents of New York, a dramatic composition of the most me ful character. 1h Crane and deepest dye, were ac less expe neboly and tear i, that th edians of the nd falsely nts to ‘1 to report. furt suid funny, out induc delight visit their sad and whecomes my duty to state 1 comedians fact, no risible me their pretensions to be res ns of support whatever, Jest as droll or diverting, brit \e statute made and provided. It has factors en brought to my notice t conspiriv, tocon as accomplices before the abominable dramatic crime. Charles Webb, a kind and self and his own sense of py at the mit, in joint copartnes fact Th another grav have employed one pal when eft to him- wpriety, to inflict a fresh mory of the late William Sbake- ms that the late William Shake a part of his literary last will and t, a play or comedy entitled * Twelfth Night.” Jy the aforesaid Robson and C el, lacerated, re expurgated, adapted, t mi, amaiganated, concentrated, reversed, consol lly overhauled by the said Webb. onler to more compl wicked! designs, th grow bald-beaded, to we P upon the 1 Esq. It 0, E nsposed In jely carry out their base and wed the said Webb to Fa mustache to otherwise counterfeit and simulate traits of the said W and subtle design to s x up the personalities of the said Webb and o 4 Shakespes n the literary work of the pinay be by superficial observers of the out of the said Webb for the literary w Wel ward appearat of the On which grounds I res cd that th said Robson, the nd the sad Webb t forthwith indicted, at the bar of pablic opinion, of the high crime and mi: of Willam Shakespeare aforesaid, couat of his said play or comedy of * Twelfth Ni In the case of the Fran Janauschek, at present play- ing at the Union Square Theater in the drama of **Che ney Wold,” I have to report that the defendant cle infringes the letters p: ind copyright of Genevieve Ward, lately engaged a, the same establish- ment. It isa matter of common knowledge that the said Dame Ward has a prior rig nt mp the staze that mythical and hypothetic quality entitled “Intellect As Opposed to Mere Youth, Beauty, or Per- sonal Magnetism.” The memory of man moveth not ick. to the time when the said Dame Ward, being neither youthfal, nor beautifal, nor mazznetic, was nc applauded by the newspaper press for bein; in thereof, purely intellectual. To be intellectu: fore, without being youthful, of beautifal, oF 1 Is clearly the sole personal rizht and prerogativ 11 Dame Ward, wherefore the p Frau Jananschek to be als youthful, beautifal or 1 Shakespeare. ectfally recom id Crane, meanor of lese mayeste in tI and in the specitic ent ht to rep there netic. of the ensions of the said intellectual without being naj is a manifest violatio | language int | mans now subsistin | mulated sine THE JUDGE. zhts of the said Dame Ward, ment of her letters pa In view of this ne, the said Fran Janauschek and a clear in- the lesser charge, that shtly brings the English and ridicule by speaking accent, si notorious fact that dicutoust: public cont it with a grotesque North-Germs ks almast nto Insiznitieance. speak the English Ia anptue and virtue of custom and ans, whether Norther To formally and seri ek for thus s adopted country su on sly has become, b eral use South usly prosecute Frau J dalizin; onsistent with the tole and sea would be itto be the vern ion whieh permits butchered by all the An minent Ger- fon American sauer-kraut and rt of ly preclude them easions in which they shed barber, the beer-seller, a In fact, ton nt Germ from embarking in the pro so much light, to wit, of th the county ec On this x sausa, Je on the | our vend ns, would immedi nd pund, if oF bo daly en at of Fra English lang other, I recommend that count of the taken to blocking up Fourt at the hour of e toreport that the explanation thereof is t Jin the fact that one Antonio Pastor, a fleshly man of full habit, has recently taken up on said street. Antonio Pastor, aforesaid, aid- ns well known to the New alin putting to flight alled, in a manner hilarious Thi most rigid seratiny on my part into the proceedings and behavior of said the said ably discharged from inves- nt. T hav 18 professional reside 3 pers 1 present eng at one und praiseworthy closest an tor, has discovered no reason whatever wh jester, and At the same time I desire to recommend that the said be required to file within t of dress-co days a schedule of the numt 8 and erush-hats he has accu- he has been known to the Universe serio-comic halladist, Finally, f have to report that a larze number of sian peasants and soldiers returned, on Saturday ni > their ni Baxter and Elm streets) by rea- mn of the ce n at Niblo’s Garden of the titled © Mie zor.” 2 Russian peasants and soldiers a ol Elm streets, when they resums 1s will deop the habit they run of ** Michael Strogotf,” of w coats and heavy wraps a on, when, to the foliage of the scenery and other indicatic obviously midsummer All of which is respectfully submitted by 1 drawn nigh he hopes) that during the aring fur Rerenne. MORMONISM. Wuex Brigham Young led sixteen thousand Mormons across the plains to Salt Lake City the clouds of dust which arose across his path way were clouds of menace to the future tran- quillity of the country, His whole Ii passed in teaching his followers de the laws of the United Sta nee of tes, ance to the t, which should openly and continually deride its authority, and flout in the faces of all brazen impudence, shameless disregard of law and tradition, and its practices abhorrent to the most mor: Upon ederal Governme pod citizens its lement code of Young’s banner might have appeared the | nd: Imperio.” ‘There should be one law for the rest of the country and another for Utah, That which wa me elsewhere was here, “Imperium in for a sooth, to be a A state was | established which should own no real allegi- | virtue, All opposition was to be put down by the logic of the musket and the peculiar persuasiveness of a bullet inthe back. People who had the presumption to ery out against shameful abuses and open infringement of the law of the land were to be quietly removed. And if the rest of the country objected, well, it was none ef its business, and if it thought it could foree the Mormons into subjection it was welcome to try. And to what extent the laws are today enforced in Utah everybody knows. This ‘‘relic " must go the way of its twin brother, lately deceas It is an insult to the civilization of the age, an ignoble blot upon national stench in the nostrils of decency and morality, ‘The is coming, and in the immediate future, too, when the country will have to look this evil full in the face, and bid it cower and shrink into extinction. ‘The question cannot remain shelved much longer. It is foreing itself into notice. It is daily becoming more pressing, as the Mormons are becoming more | arrogant and defiant. ‘There must be lying about it. Slavery was crushed, and pnism, in so far as itis in violation of nd morality, must meet the same fate. our escutcheon, a noisome time no TRIOLET. Now, isn’t it provoking? Jemima’s out of town, I don't go in for croaking, But isn't it provoking ? “Tis really past all joking, Excuse this savage frown, Now, isn’t it provoking? Jemima’s out of town. By the way, what an unreasonable lot those elevated railroad employe re, to be sure, to object to not being allowed time to cat. Don't they have three hours to themselves out of tLe twenty-four? How long does it take them to at, any By and by they will demand me to sleep. Who would be the super tendent of unreasonal railroad and have such a gang of men to deal with! WHIFFS WITH CORRESPONDENTS. ODAvE—Too In 0. Groxe t do better, Hand up aosthing you like to Tue Jcpur, pro: vided It ts good apd not too long. Piney. —" Is my po itis written Is very & any good ¥ and heavy, Yes, the paper oa which J. B.W,—" What 48 the Order of the Garterr* onder any more: they wear side straps, It isn't to Der."—We shall not soctates away they will not do so ans oftener than thes can help. ve our and trast Maxey Kenn—We have Goo will bring you weal Dick." The igh well ro ovkied for all we care te use in direction, however, are always acceptahic ther new, in‘eresting. or amusing, withdraw the brief apd enter again OLD Boxes.—Tue Jepor 1s no respecter of persons and 1s color blind, If your articles are goo, the fact of sourteing a an will not be taken into consideration against you, 1d not your race be encouraged in this direction? Even Dutchinen aspire 0 be humoroas -Your story is so long that few if any of our five to reach the end of It should Tue JUpce publish st, whieh, of course, wo Fact from the interest, But if you have ting that 1 real funny, with a laugh at | every tweith tine, and that will not run more than ten years why we will think about it, The express-lon of our feelings 1 | by Adams, as it came to us, | Severat = 2ehuts' eroreded out on account of the number af * must-g0-tng.”"—Courosttor. comicbooks.com