Judge — November 12, 1881 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. LABOR LOST. Racorn and torn were his clothes, were his looks, nce would Lo pa ure bi Shoking a Following step by step, n betrayed, ¥y portrayed, This is not the thief th But a Biblomoniac. -J.V.N. Pron, NOW COMETH THE TIME. AND now time when the youn an of the city taketh his wateh and goeth hisuncle. And when he draweth to the hi us he taketh his watch out of his girdle, and sayeth to him t wilt at hath charge thou on this,” “ How many cartewh and he an- swereth “ fiv And the young man there- fore gnasheth his molar: ig, “Give m But he will not, » tive cart-whee ih, for exe , as his ulster is infor , and hedoth not wish to hock as he could append a ging thereof. But he retlectet are exceedingly and procureth his ulster, unfortunate six. and he giveth the and he th » is apart to thi thereat even ¢ ain <nap to the end 1, and as the days hocketh his chain and he derideth his fellow clerk who hath not the wherewithal to redeem his outer garment. And now cometh the time when the old man cool, he of the family communeth with himself, and thinketh deeply on the coal qu nd he h out aloud unto himself, Behold my wife desireth a headalr Spilkins hath two chaldrons of which is next to min Din, teth val in his nd he medit deeply. But his wite hath an unruly tongue, and buyeth and during the | winte much And now cometh th n that wish to journ «away by the flood th th remember the old a inated but few elected, now shalt the turkey obtain th meals per diem, and tl And the tim strikes prowl about and see and the “ Fogerty Musketeers call upon candidates for a pri th s wilt be which Many And re lage, © no! are farm boy be ove pow at hand when the nominated, go forth and Y there be many tribulations in the land of Sam, ‘Tomy. worked. Mr. VeNsor, you went all wrong on the month of October, 1881, ure in large quantiti You bespoke moist . but here in New York, at all events, the children have been | playing “house” in the cisterns during the month, What you want to do is to issue a supplement, just as the months are oozing out so as to be able to correct any little “slip,” and thus keep yourself solid with a confiding peopl time when many of | POLITENESS AMONG NEW YORK DRE Canwax (to hack r Hack wax—Don't mention it, m (Oh, they are such an amiable lot of Ah! beg your par Pas after be treated to the novel spectacle of a | ticket-agent selling tickets with one hand | while, with theother, he throws into his mouth | lumps of prepared “food for R.R, employ ” ‘This on unt of the recent order | No time allowed for meals,” | a THe extreme scarcity of water in West- chester nts for the fact that so many of ants remain in town until th its male inbal last train, Is for the sake of making a noise. number of Ameri shropshire, “to pun” means to knock What a graphers must have If this custom should be adopted. in pe of our friend Bennett would pr, of the Post-Ol “Jim” , was ‘yner, he was gen- ly considered as a 00d fello’ Grant, who likes good fellows, still sticks to him. But when Jim beeame a ‘ Gene * and a “Judge,” he held out his little finger to some of his old associates with whom he had for- merly played a full hand. Wes a Boston man, be he msthete or artist, is at home he is as quiet as the littlest lamb in the corner of a small pastur when he comes to New York the town is not |b | NGERS on the elevated roads will here- | em A BERLIN newspap: been he: fined for inserting an advertisement. fi young, amiable an¢ ctive lady ag travel | ing companion to a gentleman ¢ VE Tra I happen, you know, silt industry of New York appears to have overstocked the market, We often silk hats lying about the streets just though people didn't eare for them. “Tiere is a young lady in Keokuk, t four inches tall, and she i She has weighty re is six fe to be marri wanting somebody to support he brid ns for , but if the groom is not equally gigaptic—and she sit down on his lap to be petted should ev and —! | ees | A Yorkvinne man said on Saturday: ““Chakey, you are a pad boy, and it is Satur- day. But vait till tomorrow, Chakey—then I whales you like a Christian,” nils have sometimes been ed ol | the idea of mor ort of conversation, ‘This is not . In front ofa Lex ne evening this week, derly to his girl: “Well, we are a | kaget. And it is so sweet that I to not even | look at the cost.” Ovr Israclite fr y into every s the on avenue residenc ou id te man 8: st en ‘Tue dumb oyster is never clamorous. A Goon sermon may evince a well-balane mind; but the entire service withont nodding takes the pre- miu fi 1 who can sleep through t equilibrium. “You are detern | wild threat?” said she. “Yes,” died, “my d , for my mind is like you. do you mean? to carry out your