Judge — November 12, 1881 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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ZE . a PRIVATE PRI VA TE 4 RETORT COURTEOUS. 7 little woman who loved « mad lord, sums had often condone : . ‘pon iny word, hia vening That e: * What do you know of coal? And famed till bis vile bi “don't think we need a We can warm by your ho angrily cried, th was epent— she tartly replied, argament.” DOLLY DAWDLE HOW TO MAKE 'EM ROAR. there are no rule s fi If fun doesn't glide the point of your pen easy and natural like, it is little use seratehing your h and if it did come it would be No, me boy, funny that we know of, there isany rule concerning funny wri that the mor you are li Funny, isn't it? but it isa fact. You ask if it is better to be- | gin a humorous article with a funny head. | Most certainly, A funny head is chief requisites in the business. ‘The gr failures in humorous writing have been ma because the writer didn’t have a funny head to begin with, If your head be only funny, you can drive right along without any re; to rules. Oh! we now, ken your meaning. to produce. A funny heading is what inly, commence with ing, and then you are all right; you will have something to fall back on if your article turns out to be dull, it probaby will, Crowd all the fun you can into the heading, make ‘em roar over it, and maybe the laugh won't die out until the end reached, if the article long.—Fat Contributor. isn’t too wa disting ) He was plainly “distin. guished” at the distance of half a block. CroToN water has been so searce t wasn't cnough to revive old meny at there 1 and Decrepid Jokes,” the m Birch & Backus, is still in ing well patronized, stence, and be- vals of the Rev. © covering themsel Th Tue boy mage T. DeWitt Tal- with—notori- ety. id the cause of Which he bought of a vuleanite toother, Ir takes more than magpie bash and a blue pencil to make a humorous paragraph, Wues an oyster opens its mouth never in- terrupt its eloquence, Tue Jupe ventions, takes no stock in editorial where Gush is boss of busin None in his, if you please, witir or without sweetening, ARITHMETICAT, PRORLEM: on N. Y., NL FL & HRB own tim in New York on time of train No. 4, what time must an unfortunate commuter leave home in order to arrive at his office at 9 o'clock? If train No. 1 ent of Messrs. | , leaving on its | | THE WILD ROSE OF HOBOKEN (totoken is opposite Neve York), The Fatal Gift of Beauty. A TURILLING STORY OF OCR EPOCH. BY JEPER JAMES. CHA 1. THE WILD, WILD ROSE, Tne sun was sinking to rest behind the glory crowned Pal A. beautiful girl stood upon the heights, looking wistfully to- ward the She drew a T see “Tr yew lon’t know, just at this you had been at White mt could have seen him ‘most anywhere. He was very muchly there. —Hudson River Chronicle. ‘And everywhere else on this boundless con- tinent. present writing, but Plains last Saturday Ba after th RS employ discount clerks to look ir intet Man is ever more willing to bear a burden than burden a bear with his com Visitors at Yorktown say they are not sur- prised that Cornwallis surrendered, if the mud was then as deep and the place as dis- it now is,