Walt Disney's Comics and Stories #6 (78)

When Donald Duck learns a mysterious client is willing to pay $1,000 for his worthless oil stocks, he panics—especially after a string of neighborhood burglaries. He rushes to buy a heavy safe, locks in the stocks, and in a fit of frustration over the nephews stealing jam, tosses the jar inside too—then promptly forgets the combination.

Donald Duck’s attempt to check his bill at the Swank Café takes a comically disastrous turn when he scribbles his calculations on the table cloth—only to be handed a receipt for the entire table setting, thanks to a strict (and absurdly literal) waitstaff policy. With Daisy watching in disbelief and the Waiter unmoved, Donald finds himself unexpectedly the proud (and broke) owner of a stained linen.