Toyfare: The Toy Magazine #109

In a delightfully absurd twist, Cobra Commander’s latest scheme isn’t about world domination—it’s about fast food. Tired of G.I. Joe wrecking his operations, he launches Burger Meister, a hyper-competitive fast-food mascot, and a full-blown Burger Dome, using the Joes’ own cravings against them. Storm Shadow slips menus under their windshields, tempting them with a menu that’s as hard to read as it is hard to resist. When the Commander realizes he’s been sidelined, he discovers the shocking truth: Burger Meister has staged a full takeover, turning the entire franchise into a corporate nightmare—leaving the Commander with the humblest job of all: handing out fliers. Written by Pat McCallum, Zach Oat, Justin Aclin, Jon Gutierrez, Andrew Kardon, and Chris Ward, this wild crossover satire blends espionage, satire, and snack-based sabotage in a way only Toyfare could deliver.