Panic #1

In "The Lady or the Tiger?", Melvin faces a life-or-death choice after being imprisoned for courting the King's daughter. The next day, he’s led into an arena where he must pick between two doors—one hiding a ferocious tiger, the other a dazzling lady—without knowing which holds what.

In this delightfully absurd satire, Rosie’s romantic pursuit of Li'l Melvin hits a snag when her attempts to win him over fail—so she turns to Beulah Witch for a love potion. But the spell backfires in the most unexpected way, sending Li'l Melvin into a frenzy to marry the ugliest woman in the world.

In "Tick Dracy," a young woman with a persistent gash on her face baffles her friend Tick, who’s always impeccably dressed in a black suit and styled hair—until he starts investigating why she keeps getting injured. As he questions their acquaintances, including the mysterious Pit Pitter and the enigmatic Junyor, the truth slowly unravels in a series of increasingly absurd revelations. The story unfolds with deadpan humor and surreal twists, all centered around a bizarre, nose-based secret that ties the characters together in unexpected ways.

In "The Phansom," a bumbling suitor named the Phansom finds himself repeatedly thwarted in his attempts to propose to Dinah—each time, she’s whisked away by some absurd mishap, leaving him trapped beneath the masthead’s logo. With every rescue, the Phansom struggles to overcome his own comic misfortune, only to deliver a twist that upends everything Dinah thought she knew about him.