Cover: Mort Drucker
Mad #285
☆ Be the first to review + Add to your collection — Join freeContains 17 stories
Beers
Kelsey Grammer [as Fresser Brain]Ted Danson [as Sham Malloy]Rhea Perlman [as Killa]Woody Harrelson [as Woodie]George Wendt [as Numb]John Ratzenberger [as Cleph]Brad Lohaus (cameo)Kirstie Alley [as Rebleccha]Spuds McKenzie (cameo)
Drama on Page 9
Mad Re-examines More Wise Old Sayings
A Mad Look at Small Wheels
When Roger Rabbit Technology Takes Over All of Hollywood’s Films
Steve Martin [as C.D. Bales]Daryl Hannah [as Roxanne Kowalski]PinocchioPrince [as Peter Pan]Captain HookTinker BellKevin Costner [as “Crash” Davis]Tim Robbins [as “Nuke” LaLoosh]Seven Dwarfs [DocHappySneezyDopeyBashfulGrumpySleepy]Tom Selleck [as Peter Mitchell]Steve Guttenberg [as Michael Kellan]Ted Danson [as Jack Holden]Baby HermanSylvester Stallone [as Rocky]Rocket J. Squirrel [Rocky]BullwinkleLeonard Nemoy [as Spock]William Shatner [as James T. Kirk]George JetsonElroy JetsonJudy JetsonJane JetsonRosie (robot maid)Dudley Moore [as Arthur]DumboSigourney Weaver [as Ellen Ripley]The Road RunnerJeff Bridges [as Preston Tucker]Benny the CabWilliam Hurt [as Tom Grunick]Porky Pig
Mad’s Superbowl Pregame Memo
Don’t Be Fooled
Elvis Presley
Toys R U
The Lighter Side of...
David DaschSydelle CharnyRoger Kaputnik
Recasting Famous Old Movies With Today’s Famous Wrestlers
Bruno SammartinoThe Honky Tonk ManThe Hart FoundationJimmy “The Mouth of the South” HartThe Rougeaus [JacquesRaymond]Bobby “The Brain” HeenanNikolai VolkoffSlickJesse “The Body” VenturaVince McMahonTed “The Million Dollar Man” DiBiaseThe Junk Yard DogGeorge “The Animal” SteeleHulk HoganRandy “Macho Man” SavageMiss ElizabethMr. Fiji
Untitled Humor story
The Black Spythe White Spy
Some Classic Examples of World Class Boredom
Mad Greeting Cards for Very, Very Special Occasions
Duck Edwing Moseys Out West
CrockTale
Tom Cruise [as Lying Hooligan]Bryan Brown [as Slug]Ron Dean [as Lying’s uncle]Marcie (cameo)Peppermint Patty (cameo)Gina Gershon [as Coral]
Drama on Page 42
Toys R U
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Full credits
writer, artist, inker Bob Clarke
cover pencils, inks Mort Drucker
Reprints
Reprinted in Mad Special [Mad Super Special] #96 (1994), Mad Special [Mad Super Special] #99 (1994), Mad Special [Mad Super Special] #105 (1995), Mad's Greatest Artists: Mort Drucker #[nn] (2012), Mad #34 (2023)
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