Jughead's Jokes #38

In a delightfully absurd twist on a classic bragging contest, Jughead takes on Reggie’s claim about a water-resistant pen by asserting his own pen can write on water—leading to a comically literal test on a frozen lake, where Jughead calmly places paper on the ice and begins to write.

In a delightfully absurd moment from *Jughead's Jokes #38*, Jughead offers Reggie a uniquely chilly form of ski season prep—by having him sit on ice cubes. With a straight face and a mischievous glint, Jughead claims this will toughen Reggie up for the icy ski lifts, turning a simple chair into a test of endurance. It’s classic, low-stakes humor with a perfectly deadpan delivery.