Deadpool #3

In "Wave of Mutilation Part 1: Profiteerin' L.A.M.F.", Deadpool—fresh from a headshot and dreaming of pirate glory—transforms a small boat into a gun-toting galleon, complete with Hydra Bob as his feathery first mate. Heading to the resort island of Jallarka to plunder, he’s quickly interrupted by the sight of his ship gone, stolen by rivals who clearly don’t appreciate his brand of swashbuckling.

In "Wave of Mutilation Part 2: Surrender the Booty," Deadpool sets sail in a flimsy inflatable raft, leading a bizarre crew—including a blind first mate, a bikini-clad mannequin, and a Hydra-affiliated parrot—on a mission to reclaim his stolen pirate ship from the very pirates who stole it. With his trademark wit and chaotic energy, Deadpool dives into a wild sea of absurdity, where every step toward redemption is paved with madness and misplaced trust.

In "Want You to Want Me Part One: The Complete Idiot's Guide to Metaphors," Deadpool navigates a surreal haze of existential confusion, chatting with a dead shark as he drifts through a life gone off-course. After being rescued by a passing cruise ship and briefly mistaken for a celebrity, he flees San Francisco’s shores, only to stumble into a bar where a TV broadcast of Cyclops declaring Utopia open to all mutants convinces him it’s his long-awaited invitation.

In "Want You to Want Me Part Two: No Man Is an Island," Deadpool’s attempt to join the X-Men on Utopia hits a wall when Cyclops refuses—until Dagger steps in. With Wolverine’s reluctant approval, Domino is sent to monitor the merc, leading to a chaotic mix of beatings, pancakes, and a probationary costume. Now on the team, Deadpool sets his sights on proving himself by targeting Mercury’s father, a man whose demands threaten Utopia’s fragile peace.

In "Want You to Want Me Part Three: The Revolution Will Be Televised," Deadpool’s twisted plan to expose Mercury’s father on live TV throws the X-Men into chaos, forcing them to capture him and bring him to Utopia. When Domino fears Cyclops will order Wolverine to kill him, she lets Deadpool escape—setting off a frantic race against time as Wolverine and Domino pursue Mr. Kincaid from HAMMER agents, only to be derailed by an unexpectedly dangerous chicken.

In "Want You to Want Me Conclusion: You Have the Right Not to Be Killed," Deadpool’s chaotic mission to eliminate Ellis Kincaid takes a wild turn when HAMMER agents bungle their protection detail, and Wolverine and Domino get caught in a bizarre fight with a rooster. As the situation spirals, Ellis’ confession to Wolverine—revealing Norman Osborn’s role in framing the X-Men—unravels a web of deceit, setting the stage for a public reckoning. The story’s sharp wit and absurd stakes are brought to life with a mix of high-octane action and biting satire, all grounded in the characters’ conflicting truths.