Deadpool #13

In "Wave of Mutilation Part 1: Profiteerin' L.A.M.F.," Deadpool—fresh from a self-inflicted headshot—imagines a swashbuckling new life, outfitting a gunboat with a parrot named Hydra Bob and sailing to the resort island of Jallarka for some high-seas hijinks. But his piratical dreams are cut short when he docks to scout the beach and finds his ship stolen by actual pirates. Written by Daniel Way and illustrated by Shawn Crystal, with inks by John Lucas and colors by Lee Loughridge, the cover by Jason Pearson captures the absurdity in full swing.