Deadpool #1

In "Welle der Erniedrigung, Teil 1: Absahnen wie ein $%$€!", Deadpool—ever the self-styled swashbuckler—flees his own madness by transforming into a pirate, complete with a heavily armed boat and a parrot named Hydra Bob. His grand plan to plunder the resort island of Jallarka goes awry when he discovers his ship has vanished, stolen by a rival crew of pirates. With Kalani and Wackbeard lurking in the shadows, Deadpool’s quest for revenge begins with a laugh and a gunshot.

Deadpool’s inflatable raft bounces through the waves, piloting a chaotic crew of misfits: a blind first mate, a bikini-clad mannequin, and a Hydra-affiliated parrot. With his pirate ship stolen mid-sail, Deadpool sets out on a ridiculous, high-seas quest to reclaim it—armed with nothing but bravado, bad puns, and a questionable sense of navigation.

In "Ich will, dass du mich willst, Teil 1: Der Metaphern-Leitfaden für Totalidioten," Deadpool finds himself adrift in a surreal haze, trading absurd monologues with a dead shark before being rescued by a cruise ship. After a chaotic escape from the vessel off the San Francisco coast, he tries to blend in with the local scene—rollerblading through the city and nursing his wounds in a bar—only to catch a TV broadcast that sets his mind racing: Cyclops is offering sanctuary to mutants at Utopia, and Deadpool is convinced it’s an invitation meant just for him.