Cracked #255

All four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crowd the cover of this 1990 issue of Cracked, armed with swords and a pizza cutter, looming hungrily over an enormous pizza — it's a parody setup that practically sells itself. John Severin's cover art renders the Turtles with big, rubbery personality, each one sporting their signature colored mask and a wonderfully goofy expression. Inside, the fun continues with promised content including movie parodies, Kojak, Paintball Wars, and work from Don Martin.