Archie's Madhouse #34

In "Super-Eye Guy," Lennie, the Professor's nephew, tries to impress his friends with a pair of experimental eye-drops that grant him x-ray vision—only to accidentally overdose and find himself seeing *too* much. Suddenly, every glance through walls, clothes, or even people’s thoughts becomes an overwhelming, hilariously awkward burden.

In "Mad House Summer Jobs for Teens," Jo and her friends dive into a series of hilariously absurd summer gigs—from caddying for caddies to pasting trading stamps and selling pencils to girls who’d rather flirt than buy. It’s a lighthearted, classic slice of teenage mischief, full of playful energy and the kind of small-town charm that made Archie’s Madhouse a staple of 1964 humor.

In "Mad House Sports Equipment," Archie's Madhouse #34 (1964), Jo and the gang dive into a hilariously absurd sports world where the gear is as wild as the games—bowling balls that guarantee strikes, pogo sticks for basketball, and motor scooters for polo. With a mix of slapstick and surreal twists, every sport gets a ridiculous upgrade, turning the field into a playground of impossible play.

In a delightfully silly twist, a group of confused aliens stumbles upon an optometrist's office, convinced they've finally found a way to communicate—until they realize the letters on the eye chart aren't a language, but just… letters. Written by unknown creators, this one-page gem from *Archie's Madhouse #34* (1964) turns a routine eye exam into a cosmic misunderstanding with a punchline that’s as simple as it is absurd.