Archie's Joke Book Magazine #93

A sunny beach day turns into pure comedy gold in this October 1965 issue, as Archie kneels on the sand completely tongue-tied — stammering that he wants a "p-p-peppermint sandwich" — while a glamorous blonde in a red-striped ensemble and sunglasses strolls by, leaving him and his companion utterly flustered. Betty crouches nearby with the picnic basket, probably wondering why sandwiches suddenly got so complicated. It's the kind of breezy, good-natured humor that made Archie's Joke Book Magazine such a reliable treat for a dozen cents.