In "Quite a Bite," Jughead’s lazy afternoon in his hammock takes a wild turn when the circus arrives—just out of his sight—and he’s left grumbling about missing the show. With Archie poking fun at his lack of ambition and Miss Grundy asking about his future plans, Jughead’s hunger for a good story (and a good meal) might just lead to a surprising twist. Bob Montana’s classic art brings the whole scene to life, from the sleepy town to the big top’s arrival, all in his unmistakable style.
Contains 55 stories
Untitled Humor story
1 pp · Humor, Teen
Veronica LodgeArchie Andrews (picture)Betty Cooper
Quite a Bite
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Veronica LodgeArchie Andrews
Acid Test
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Professor FlutesnootJughead Jones
A Ticklish Situation
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Reggie MantleJughead Jones
Balogna
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Archie AndrewsVeronica LodgePop Tate
Half Baked
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Archie AndrewsMary AndrewsFred Andrews
Great Date
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Betty CooperVeronica Lodge
In "Great Date," Veronica gushes to Betty about her perfect evening at the movies—though she can’t recall the film’s name, thanks to the distraction of sharing the experience with Archie.
Poor Cure
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Archie AndrewsJughead JonesBetty Cooper
Squares on the Diamond
0.5 pp · Humor
Betty CooperVeronica LodgeJughead JonesMr. WeatherbeeCoach KleatsReggie MantleArchie Andrews
Up and Atom
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Jughead JonesArchie Andrews
Family Ties
0.5 pp · Humor
Fred AndrewsArchie AndrewsMary AndrewsJughead Jones
Fowled Out
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Fred AndrewsMary AndrewsArchie Andrews
Million-Error
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Professor FlutesnootArchie AndrewsJughead Jones
Non-Cents
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Archie AndrewsJughead JonesBetty Cooper
Slight Technicality
0.5 pp · Humor
Mr. WeatherbeeMiss GrundyArchie AndrewsReggie Mantle
Dew Tell
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Veronica LodgeArchie Andrews
In-Quarry?
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Veronica LodgeMr. Lodge
Don't Bank On It
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Betty CooperVeronica Lodge
Decked Out!
0.5 pp · Humor
Miss GrundyJughead JonesArchie AndrewsVeronica Lodge
Drowned Figures
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Jughead JonesArchie Andrews
Shrewd Operator
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Mr. WeatherbeeJughead Jones
Swats My Line!
1 pp · Humor, Teen
Jughead JonesReggie MantleArchie AndrewsBetty CooperVeronica Lodge
No Kidd-ing
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Archie AndrewsJughead JonesVeronica Lodge
X-Cuse
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Miss GrundyMr. WeatherbeeJughead Jones
Untitled Humor story
0.5 pp · Humor
Miss GrundyOliva-Edouard DionneYvonne DionneAnnette DionneCécile DionneÉmilie DionneMarie DionneArchie AndrewsJughead JonesVeronica LodgeReggie Mantle
Hey, Bellboy!
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Reggie MantleVeronica LodgeArchie AndrewsProfessor Flutesnoot
Added Reinforcements
0.5 pp · Humor
Jughead JonesArchie AndrewsPop Tait [Pop Tate]Reggie Mantle
Test Pest
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Reggie MantleArchie AndrewsMiss GrundyJughead Jones
Technicolor
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Miss GrundyJughead JonesArchie AndrewsReggie MantleBetty Cooper
Daffy-Nition
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Fred AndrewsArchie AndrewsMary Andrews
A Short Story
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Archie AndrewsReggie MantleMiss Grundy
By the Numbers
1 pp · Humor, Teen
Betty CooperArchie AndrewsJughead Jones
Saddle Scorn
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Veronica LodgeArchie Andrews
Obtuse Moose
0.5 pp · Humor
Miss GrundyMoose Mason
Lady's Daze
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Archie AndrewsVeronica LodgeReggie Mantle
Fishy Figuring
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
SoupheadJughead Jones
Milk Maid
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Mr. WeatherbeeVeronica Lodge
Sick Spell
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Archie AndrewsReggie MantleVeronica Lodge
Fence Upon a Time
1 pp · Humor, Teen
Archie AndrewsJughead Jones
Easel-ly Unpallette-Able
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Betty CooperVeronica Lodge
Shirking Working
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Miss GrundyJughead JonesBetty Cooper
Trade Wind
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Jughead JonesArchie Andrews
Wrong Number
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Reggie MantleArchie Andrews
Haunt Top of Ol' Smokey
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Veronica LodgeArchie Andrews
Fine-Ally Rich
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Reggie MantleJughead Jones
Foggone Conclusion
1 pp · Humor, Teen
Jughead JonesArchie AndrewsMr. Lodge
Zoo's Who?
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Jughead JonesBetty CooperArchie Andrews
Spring Straining
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Coach KleatsArchie AndrewsReggie MantleJughead Jones
Messed To Kill!
2 pp · Humor, Teen
Archie AndrewsMary AndrewsFred AndrewsCuthbert
Winging Ways
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Betty CooperVeronica LodgeArchie Andrews
Good Scout
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
SoupheadJughead Jones
Absentee Ballet
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Archie AndrewsJughead Jones
Verta Bray
0.5 pp · Humor, Teen
Dilton DoileyJughead JonesMiss Grundy
Untitled Humor story
1 pp · Humor, Teen
Reggie MantleArchie AndrewsBetty CooperJughead Jones
Untitled Humor story
1 pp · Humor, Teen
Jughead JonesArchie AndrewsBetty CooperMiss Grundy
In this classic 1954 humor tale from *Archie's Joke Book Magazine #3*, Jughead’s day takes a silly turn when he misses the circus passing by—just because he was facing the wrong way in his hammock. When Archie jokes about him getting a job, Jughead’s thoughts drift to his future, prompting Miss Grundy to ask about his career aspirations, setting off a chain of perfectly deadpan, teenage-sized absurdities.
