Archie's Funhouse Double Digest #23

When Jingles returns to Riverdale with holiday cheer in his heart, he finds more than snowflakes and carols—Mr. Lodge’s financial advisor is scheming to drain his fortune. With a jingle in his pocket and a plan in his mind, Jingles sets out to restore justice, one merry twist at a time.

In this whimsical twist on a classic fairy tale, Veronica plays the princess trapped in a royal dilemma—forced to marry Reggie, the pompous prince, while secretly dreaming of Archie, the humble stable boy. With a dash of humor and a pinch of romance, this five-page tale from Archie's Funhouse Double Digest #23 turns the usual high school drama into a fairy tale farce, where love, loyalty, and a few well-placed pranks take center stage.

In "Out of Line," Moose struggles to focus on his basketball game after his breakup with Midge, leaving him distracted and off his game. When Reggie steps in with a series of cringe-worthy pickup lines, Moose tries them out—only to find they’re about as effective as a one-handed dunk.

Veronica decides to ditch her usual lavish holiday plans after Betty reminds her of the joy in simpler times—like caroling in the snow, sharing meals at the soup kitchen, and swapping handmade gifts. Now she’s determined to prove that the most memorable Christmas doesn’t have to come with a price tag.

When Santa Claus from Planet Peewee—a world made up entirely of kids—crash-lands his sleigh on Little Archie’s roof, the holiday chaos begins in earnest. With a mix of childlike wonder and out-of-this-world antics, Archie and his friends find themselves caught in a festive frenzy no one saw coming.

Veronica’s holiday shopping takes a turn when a sudden snowstorm strands her—and the rest of the gang—in the mall, where their part-time jobs suddenly become the only way to afford Christmas gifts. With the lights twinkling and the music playing, a night of unexpected camaraderie begins.