Captain Billy's Whiz Bang #30 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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16 Captain Billy's Whiz Bang Our Monthly Toast For fill up your glasses, And fill 'em up full, And drink to the health Of the Pedigreed Bull. * * * Indoor Sports (From "The Blue Lagoon," a novel.) Her ears were small and like little white shells. He would take one between finger and thumb and play with it as if it were a toy, pulling at the lobe of it or trying to flatten out the curved part. Her breasts, her shoulders, her knees, her little feet, every bit of her, he would ex- amine and play with and kiss. She would lie and let him, seeming absorbed in some far-away thought, of which he was the object; then all at once her arms would go round him. All this used to go on in the broad light of day, under the shadow of the artu leaves, with no one to watch except the bright-eyed birds in the leaves above. * * * Not In Robbinsdale Hello, is this the chief of the Fire Depart- ment? Yes, this is the chief. Well, my house is on fire. How long has it been burnin'? Half hour. Did you try puttin' water on it? Yes, but it won't go out. Then 'taint no use in us comin' over, because that's all we could do. G'Bye! * * * Women are the greatest edition in the world and no man should be without a copy.