Puck — December 10, 1879 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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‘Sur the finest imported Wines and Spirits by the bottle? gallon of Hegshead at re, oy ‘ito samples by the glass, TIMOTHY STEVENS, Proprietor. Sole Agent for Jures Cuavaris’s Clarets; Manerr_ & Co's ; Ackanman-Launance Champagnes; Macxanzis & Co's. and Moncaw Baos, Sherres, THE BODEGA, 83 Ondar Street & 351 Broadway, N. ¥, JONES 1840 NEW AND ELEGANT WINTER GOODS, 3s DEPARTMENTS STOCKED WITH NOVELTIES. Bargains in Every Department for the Holidays. Toys, Games, Fancy Goods, &c. * * 1879 SILVERWARE. GLASSWARE. CROCKERY. MAjoL ICA. “cHina. SUITS & CLOAKS. ; ; * *, JONES ,* * * sHurs. DOLLS. CARPETS. * UPHOLSTERY. * FURNITURE. DOMESTICS, HOUSEFURNISHING GOODS. PERSONAL & HOUSEKEEPING OUTFITS FURNISHED. Novelties for the Holidays. Samples sent free. Send 3-cent stamp for Illustrated Catalogue, “dumm POND'S EXTRACT. No home, no school, no hotel, no sea- side cottage, no country farm, no boar ‘house should be without this Bi *, * NERY. ME Geers Fomnsanc Goons. does not profess to do rvenvricinc, but it tot only professes to, BUT Witt, cure all diseases that are of an mma- tory. characte and stop all bleed. Hence its wondrous eff Canti onp's Exteact is sold aly in bottles with the name blowa ia the glass. It is unsafe to use other articles with our directions. “Insist on. Powp’s The Mummery of Masonry. A new Edition of Puck, No. 128, containing above Castoon, has been published, Copies can be had of all Newsdealers, ns and sub- Weatuer Sicns.—When you see a doctor and nurse take charge of the house, look out for squalls.— Wheeling Leader. Titpen is said to be worth $20,b00,000. Just think what a fortune his childr—his nephews will inherit —Rochester Express. A new Pullman.car is to be called the Gen. Grant. It would be a better name for the ‘¢ smoker." — Boston Comm. Bulletin. Gerorce Etiot's physicians told her she must never again attempt literary work, and we want that doctor to come right to this coun- try and take care of Joaquin Miller.—Zoston Post. A Minnesota man dropped dead immedi- ately after depositing his vote in the ballot-box. Not knowing the ticket he voted, we are un- able to point the moral in this case.— Phila, Kronikle-Herald. Turninc for the moment from affai State to sporting matters, we note that a cinnati gentleman yesterday broke 999 glass balls out of a possible 1,000, with the butt end of an army musket.— Cincinnati Enquirer, Tue burning of a stable with 150 horses, in New York, a few days ago, was a dreadful thing, but not as painful as an alleged joke brought in by an outsider, commencing, “The whole cost of the holocaust,” etc, His physi- cian thinks he will be about on crutches in three months.—Worr. Herald. Wuen inflationist Dick Schell stood looking through the golden gate of Paradise at the golden streets and palaces within, his eyelids drooped and he was sad. But the gate-keeper, opening the gate, said: ‘ Brother, come Thereupon Dick bolted through the gate, and sta ed not until he reached the "Change of the Celestial City, where he immediately bought ten thousand shares in the Purgatory Railroad. Yonkers Gasette, “I am going to break up that meeting, if I leave there a corpse.” ‘These -heroic words of Kearney’s will be repeated by the rising reform- ers of all coming time with emotions of pride and gratitude, and whatever else is pretty good ; for the meeting was. not broken up, bat the corpse of Kearney did leave it, It was not a pleasant corpse before, but now it is one of the deadest poor things that ever were forgotten. —S. F, News-Letter. Ay English savant professes to have discov- ered that Diogenes didn’t live in a tub, but in a wine-jar—a sort of overgrown earthenware pitcher without a handle. He says tubs were of Gallic origin, accotding to Pliny, and Dio- genes could have known nothing of them. A nice sort of man, he is, to rob Diogenes of his tub, in which he has done business, as you might say, for hundreds of years. He will next inform us that that ancient philosopher didn’t go about Athens hunting a man, or if he did carry an illuminator around the streets he was looking for his girl, Perhaps he would like to prove to us that Demosthenes didn’t talk with pebbles in his mouth in order to overcome a habit of stuttering, but that they were lozen- ges, recommended for sore throat. Let that man keep on, and there won't be anything left regarding the ancients worth lying about to the children.— Cin. Sat, Night, of ‘My wife and daughter was made healthy by the use of Hop Bit- ters and I recomaend them to my peopl ae Clergyman, § North German Lloyd STEAMSHIP LINE aerween New York, Southampton & Bremen. Salling every Saturday, Company's Pier, foot of Second Street, Hoboken. Saturday, Dec. 13 | NECKAR ...Saturday, Dec. 2 ‘Saturday, Dec. 20 | MAIN “Saturday, Jan. Rates of passage rom NEW YORK to SOUTHAMPTON, HAVRE, of BRE! Return ticketsat reduced rates. Prepaid Steerage - B.—Steerage tickets to all points fa the Sout OELBICHS & CO., G No. 2 Bowling Gre DIAMONDS CASPERFELD’S & CLEVELAND’ s, 138 BOWERY. We have the larg ck of Diamonds ia the Earvngs, Scarfpins, Rings, Studs, Lockets, Crosses, ments, also Gold and Silver Watches, Jewelry etc. Buyers will find it their advantage to give us a call. BRANCH STORE: 413 Fulton Street, BROOKLYN. Red No. 9 Maiden Lane. HAMANN & KOCH. CHRISTMAS PRESENTS, AME! ‘AN AND SWISS WATCHES. WATCHES. —_—_— WATCHES. A FINE ASSORTMENT OF PRENCH CLOCKS. Aut Sorts or FINE JEWELRY ax DIAMONDS. DIAMONDS. DIAMONDS. Please remember the Red No. 9, mearest Broadway. WALKING CANES, ‘The most suitable Presents for the Hollda; PRPoter J. Schmaltz, Masvractunenr, 564 BROADWAY. QSEPH GILLOTT'S J STEEL LODENS. Sold by all Dealers throughout tho World. Cold Medal, Paris Exposition, (878, ANNOUNCEMENT. . For DIAMONDS go to SANDIFER, the Diamond Merchant, 5th Ave. Hotel. GHEAPEST BOOKSTORE IN THE WORLD. 495,802 English Gift Books, Beautiful Ameri nglis! 8, Beaut merican Holiday Books, Gorgeous duveaile Books almost given away. Holiday Catalogues free. LECGCAT BROTHERS, 3 BEEKMAN ST., OPP. POST-OFFICE, NEW YORK, HOUSE OF LORDS, 19 East Houston St. Established 25 Yan HEAD QUARTERS FOR Welsh Rarebits and Golden Bucks. , HUSSEY, Proprietor, PH. & WM. EBLING’S AURORA PARK ALE AND LAGER BEER BREWERY, St. Ann's Avenue, Cor. 156th St., MORRISANIA, N.Y, Special Attention given to Bottling and Shipping Trade. SKATES! SKATES! LARGE STOCK AT 15 E15, 1.00, 1.38, 1.50,3.50, 3.00. 350, 4.00 459, 5.60, 600, 7.09, 8.00 CARL RECHT, 183 Bowery, Cor. Delancey St. The “PUCK” CIGARETTE beats all. Manufactured by B, Poutax, New York.