Puck — November 26, 1879 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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PUCK. A GIRL OF METTLE. I merat lovely girl one day Who glanced her iron me In such a sweet, mischievous way That I felt ore fully. Ah! how could I dis pewter right To steel my heart away; Her silver tongue gave such delight That I was lead astray. Supple every’ Aaaat! bagetod (Wake aid Site's bottle gallon or hogshead at wholesale prices; also sampl TIMOTHY STEVENS, Proprietor. Sole Agent for Jures Ciavetis’s Clarets; Manerr & Co's. ; Accranin-Laonance Champagnes; Mackenzie & Co's. and Moxcan Bros., Sherries. THE BODEGCA, 83 Osdar Street & 351 Broadway, N. ¥. G, H. MOMM & C0.'S CHAMPAGNE, mportation 1n 1878 35,906 Cases, oy I summoned all my brass to plead My love for her was gold. “If you have any tin—agreed,” She answered, oh! so cold. I thought I'd zinc when she began; For I had not a “copper;”” But ere her web bronze round a man T hope old Nickel stop her. —Detroit Free Press. So Kentucky has a 175-pound pumpkin. Don’t let Mr. Hayes know it. not quite big ‘enough to hold him and Grant at the same time.—Loussville Courier-Journal, A new cooking club is forming in Philadel- phia, and we fully expect to observe a reduc- tion in the number of suicides and wife mur- ders in the ordinary course of time.—. ¥. Com, Adv, AN enterprising genius who: sends us, for gratuitous insertion, a two-column article laud- atory of what he has to sell, is considerately pious enough to enclose a small illuminated card on which is printed the admonition “Swear not at all."—Rome Sentinel. Scarvet flannel skirts are again in vogue, and it will require the careful scrutiny of the most experienced engineer to tell whether the red object he sees fluttering in the distance is a danger signal or a woman shooing her geese off the track.— Keokuk Gate City. ‘Tue worst thing about a mosquito is its long soliloquy as to where and when it is going to settle down and bite.—Mew Haven Register, Just so with a woman, When she looks at a new style of bonnet, the clerk never knows when she is going to settle down and buy it. — Keokuk Constitution. A society to encourage the keeping of goats has been started in London, Americans ought to be able to give the blarsted Hinglishman a few points, All that is needed are a few hoop skirts, the refuse of half a dozen tinsmith’s o 16,270 cases more than of any other brand. JONES NEW AND ELEGANT WINTER GOODS. * 1879 1840 FANCY Goops. Hovsarurmistmc Goons. MILLINERY. * SILVERWARE. | shops and sheet-iron workers. ‘These given, Boys’ SUITS. * *, GLASSware, | With an occasional circus poster by the way of = = rHOCK®: dessert, and the goats will be sure to come, COE ae ae, CROCKERY. | and come to stay. No one ever saw a dis- LACES, Pad * CHINA. | carded hoop skirt or pile of old iron hdoripes also seeing the festive goat actively engaged in * JON: ES * converting these comestibies into goat flesh, milk and immature kid gloves.— Boston Tran. script. Genera Grant says he was shown a piece Eighth Avenue 3 eighth Avenue La Nineteenth Street. Nineteenth Street. —— | of land in China which had been under culti- * =~ [vation every year for 5000 years without de- * JONES * terioration of the soil. “This result is effected * * by returning to the soil everything taken from sHors, * SILKS. Tit that is not consumed. Here then is the corns. |. * ‘ ag carpets, mares te remarkable richnew of Chinese band Sc sou ni ere too is a lesson for our Maine merece ree * pass COOP. | farmers who complain that their lands have UPHOLSTERY. HM «SUITS ACLOAKS. Tern out.” Instead of wasting their old um- FURNITURE. * SHAWLS, FURS, &. | brellas, broom-sticks, rubber overshoes and to- mato cans let them carefully apply them to the soil. And all the roots and garbage, and the noble sculpins and dog fish, they also should be utilized. ‘This may be the way to make a Maine farm productive for 5000 years without deterioration of the soil, Who knows?—JZan- gor Commercial, : ‘The Solid South, toa woman, are for Hop Bitters, using them as their ocly family medicine. The State is BROOKLYN, - Fulton St., opp. Clinton. PHILADELPHIA, - - 1022 Chestnut St. BOSTON, (Joaquin & CiE.,) 32 Temple Place. The most Deartiful Novelce ever exhibited are now tn our bich has sttalued s Degree of Completeness 1 every Fespett. never before equalled by the Millinery Trade. Wo keep none but choice, faahionable Goods, and sell them at lower Brioes ian are pald for infoclor GonGa ot ether places WE HAVE OPENED 5 Cases Paris TRIMMED BONNETS AND NEW DESIONS OF OUR OWN MANUFACTURE, Goods represent the correct Parialan Winter Styles, 80 oot i exenptcnal ‘Beauty, and will be offered at astonishingly LONDON FANCY ROUND HATS tn Great Varlety for Sem-Dress, Walking and Riding Wear, Dapdgomely trimmed. ‘A Special Offering of over 200 BONNETS and ROUND HATS Children, of precious Maoufacture and jon, at an immense Reduction of Prices ‘rrimmed MISSES’ and CHILDIEN'S HATS from 3.00 to $1.60, BONNETS and for Ladies, Misses and Inj duced from $9.00 to $18.00 in order to make roum for New,Goods ow en vogue. Ladies’, Misses’ and Boys’ Derbys, At from 75 cts. upward. Our Extended Department of Misses’ and Children’s Millinery Offers Novelties which are only to be found in Our House, at Exceedingly Low Prices. OUR NEW DEPARTMENT OF BOYS? HATS AND CAPS. We respectfully beg leave to call attention to the fact that we are offering & Completo Assortment of the Most Fashionable Biylea in the abovo Goods. Please examine them. The «amo Popular Prices ax prevail in our other Depsrtments will be maintained tn thie, “Elegant Hats at 76 cts. and upward. RIBBONS, Of Supertor Quality, in all the Popular Shades, Palos rise, for Bonnet, ash tnd Dress, Tris fo are offering an Elegant Balin Ribbon, No. 16, Sinks Widths and Qualitce reduced io the sane proportion SATINS, For Bonnet and Dress Trimming, in all Shades; extra heavy ‘Black, $1.25 0 Yard; sold elsewhere at $1.60 and $1.75. Colored Satins same proportion. Also Black Silks at low prices. VELVETS, Expressly manufactured for ua in Lyons. We offer Special Bargains in these Goods. Five Quality Diack Trimming Velvet ‘at $1.25, ¢1.48 and $1.69 per Yard; formerly sold at §2.00, $2.25 and $2,75. ‘Please examine them. FELT HATS AND BONNETS, In Great Variety and in the LATEST PARIS SHAPES. Elegant Quality French Felt Hats in all tho Popular Shapes at 47 cts.; sold elsewhere at $1, and our finer Qualities wo offer in the same Proportion, Velvet’ and Satin Hats, made in the best manner, Sf fuperior, quality Velvet and, Satio, ready for Trimming, al 19 cts.; sold elsewhere ‘90 cts, Beaver Hate, Bonnets, extra Sse quai. Beaded Crowns and Rims, Hat Scarfs, Cords and Braids, AND THE BEST ASSORTMENT OF Ostrich and Fancy Feathers IN THE CITY, All at the\Most Popular Prices. comicbooks.com