Puck — October 8, 1879 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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494 PUCK. phasize her words, she became wonderfully like someone he had known years before; and again the Doctor's conyersation and hints came back upon him, “Non!” fairly screamed, or rather hissed, Mile. Thollier. “You do not know? Mon Dieu! Then I veel tell you. That young girl—vat you call maiden’s—name vas Zerbini, and zee youn; jontleman’s name—he vas Meestair Archibal Gascoyne.” And then Archie recognized her, and he knew—or thought he knew—her game. But he said nothing; and his silence and apathy angered her still more, “Ah, you make ze pretence not to remem- ber! It eez like you fine jontlemans to forget. It eez so easy to forget, mon Dieu! But you veel not hev forgotten theess?” And from her breast she drew a large and very beautiful gold locket and held it up to him. And Archie re- cognized it and inwardly cursed the schoolboy folly that had led him into such a scrape. For he recognized the locket as one which in a thoughtless moment he had given to the woman before him, and he recognized in that woman the fairy little danseuse who had pirouetted and chirped so charmingly in his friend the Toctor’s pantomime of “The Invisible Prince,” and whom a lot of the students used to rave about as “little Zerbini.” Those who were most familiar with her called her ‘ Lottie;” and among these foolish lads, though, to do him justice, not of them, was Archie. (To be continued.) Mane to order—Slaves.—Puck. Order to Maid—Marry.—Boston Commercial Bulletin. Aman out West killed his physician the other day. It is generally the other way.—™ Y. Comm. Adv. Tue Sheriff of New York didn’t walk at all, but he’s got the Astley Belt, nevertheless.— Phila, Bulletin, Pinafore is degenerating—its Ralphs are winning to themselves the soubriquet of “Sing- bad, the sailor.”"— Yonkers Gazelle. Tuere is no use of talking, fire will some- times get the Deadwood on some people. This is no eternity joke.—. ¥. Comm. Adv. Tue boy with the gold watch wants to know what time it is twice as often as does the boy with the silver chronometer.—W. Y. Star. BEACONSFIELD says that Americans are emi- grating to Canada, He probably refers to Sit- ting Bull and his followers.— Phila, Bulletin. «By their fruits shall ye know them,” was written long before the small-boy carried home apples in the legs of his trousers.—V. Y. Ex- press. Wuen three or four tramps come in for cold victuals in Cuba, the fact is telegraphed as a surrender of a body of insurgents.—W. O. Picayune, A beautiful Robinson and Potter ensign has been flung out of one window of the World office. Tilden has been flung out of another. —WM. Y. Tribune. A crow when about-to caw was suddenly checked by the sight of a shotgun, and it after- wards referred to the effort as the “‘ lost cause.” —Oil City Derrick, Conrounp these pedestrian matches, They excite the masses until they forget that I was cheated out of the Presidency. (Sam Tilden.) —Phila, Kronikle-Herald. SEVERAL young graduates have dropped into the New York 7ridune office lately to inquire: “ Have you all the Macaulays you want on the local ?— Cincinnati Commercial, THe Chicago papers announce that the water of Lake Michigan is again horrible. Disay pointed Democrat probably committed suicide by drowning.—W. ¥. Comm, Advertiser. “Tr isn’t the thinness of the milk I object to,” said Job Shuttle as he pulled out a small frog from the creamer, “it's the thickness of the water that its mixed with.”"—New Haven Register. Ir is all well enough to say that Weston’s sanity comes within the pale of criticism, but it has not been discovered that he ever paid a dollar to see a walking-match.—/, Y. Comm. Advertiser. SERGEANT Bates proposes to lecture this winter, and we hasten to inform him that small- pox, yellow fever, brass bands, and vigilance committees are prevalent throughout New Eng- land.— Boston Post, Presence of mind may stop a lion in his spring, but as a rule it would be a good deal safer to have a gully seventy-five feet wide be- tween you and the lion previous to the spring. —Detroit Free Fress. We have seen the portrait of Robinson in the Graphic, arrayed a /a hag. Cornell gets our vote. [Please exclaim mentally, after read- ing the above: Humph! Stole the idea from Puck.]—Xochester Express, Ir Jacob's ladder was now to be placed against the entrance of heaven as of old, you couldn’t induce anybody toascend it. An op- position elevator would get all the passenger traffic.—New Haven Register. Ir is nice to be Governor-General, no doubt, but if we should have to ask.our mother-in-law for leave to change our residence, as ‘Lorne must, we would rather be an editor at ten thousand a year.—Rochester Express, Ir was a brilliant idea for San Francisco to have her 30,000 school children march in re- view before General Grant. For one day at least the apple orchards in the vicinity of the city were safe.—Fhila, Kronikle-Herald. Ir Rowell should take the belt back to Eng- land, and Weston goes over to bring it again to America, the question will presently be pro- pounded: How long will the people of two nations pay to keep this thing up?—Vew York Star, Tuey have lowered the wages of the em- ployees on the Elevated Road in New York, and the next reduction will be the lowering of a few car-loads of passerigers into the street by the brightness of a cheap-labor switch-tender. Baltimore Every Saturday. An American may bring back the Astley belt, but he will never bring back the $25,000 that accompanied it. The English are not such bloody hasses, you know, as to pay over $70,000 to see a walking match.—orristown Herald. A Firm of London solicitors inserted an ad- vertisement in the Standard, offering a reward of £20 for information regarding a young lady by the name of Linda, who is missing. The description of her person is unusually explicit; it is even stated she has a cross tattooed on her right leg. A correspondent remarks: I see a Linda and a reward of £20 in every young lady of seventeen that I come across, but they vanish while I am thinking how I can delicately put the question about the tattoo mark.— London Truth, ‘That indigestion or stomach gas at night prevent sleep, will disappear by uslog Hep Buters ee ean STANDARD THEATRE. —— Broatway ond 334, Hlampensom, Proprietor & BM. i EVERY EVENING AND SATURDAY MATINEE, at 1.30, Bir. & Mre. Bandmann, Mr. & Mre. 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