Puck — July 16, 1879 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Detroit soon, Their ween, t men ween, ws. ost ef. For sition, quite white nday- ican, sing- e ser assed over, 1 who Just out : PUCK. 801 Fats hair is made to match the natural ar- ticle so closely that it is difficult to tell which is switch.—Boston Post. Tue mosquito almost always succeeds in get- ting a speech from the person it honors with a serenade.— Rochester Express. Tatmace, who is traveling in Europe, will have to shut his mouth in order to get it through the Mont Cenis tunnel.—Hera/d P. /. Man. Lonpon is in a fever of excitement over Bernhardt. But how must Mr. Bernhardt feel, never once seeing his name in the papers ?—V. Y, Express. Uncess he’s coached, the pace of the aver- age errand-boy, when on duty, is at the rate of six miles in five hundred and sixty-five days.— Yonkers Gazelle, Tuat fish has been sent over to Queen Vic- toria. Vic thinks if it should not be in a suit- able condition to tat, she will have it framed and hung up in her back parlor.—Zochester Express, Tue London Lancet prescribes an ounce or two of pure West India lime juice, with sugar, as the best drink for hot weather, The Lancet man is right. But unless our memory fails us, he has left out one or two of the ingredients,— Phila, Evg, Bulletin. Vassar Couiece girls don't intend to die old maids, apparently. A number of them were discovered recently fencing with broom- sticks, A proficiency in the handling of this domestic weapon should be acquired by every young lady who designs to enter the matrimo- nial state.—Aorristown Herald. Tue Baptists have eleven churches among the Cherokee Indians, with a native member- ship of 1,085. ‘There is one good thing about the Baptist missions among the Indians. Every Indian of theirs has at least one thorough bath since his profession of religion, which is more than the pedobaptist missions can claim for their converts.— Burlington Hawkeye. Tue Bangor Commercial hopes that the pa- ragraphers will meet in Heaven. We hope se, indeed, but we very much fear that when Mr. Talmage and other saintly personages behold these poor but respectable snappers-up of un- considered trifles, they will request to be trans- ferred to another bureau.— WV. Y. Com. Adver- ser, Accorp1nc to the Belgravia the song of the nightingale is as follows: Zoz0z0z020202020z0z0z0—zirr hading He—zezezezezezezezezezezezeze — couar — ho —dze hoe! Higaigaigaigaigaigaigai—guiagaigaigai— couir —dzio—dzio—pi! A nightingale must be very drunk to sing in that way.— Bangor Commercial. Tue June number of a prominent London magazine contains an article on the United States by a well-informed Englishman. Spcak- ing of Washington, he says: ‘I saw the White House; it is a low, two-storied one, white in color, situated in the centre of a small farm, close to the town, President Evart, the pre- sent occupant, has sat for nearly eight years in the President's chair.” This a little more cor- rect than the average English writer gets it, but it is a little remarkable that he has nothing to say about Rutherford B. Hayes, Commissioner of the District of Columbia; or Carl Schurz, Speaker of the House; or President Evarts’s private secretary, John Sherman; or Samuel J. Randall, Chief of Police. But an Englishman who makes a tour of the States, and remains only two or three hours in each city, can’t be expected to see everything.—Norristown He- rald. KankakeE, III., has a justice who beats them all in the way of doing up a job of matrimonial splicing with neatness and dispatch. This is the formula: “Have 'er?” “Yes.” “Have 'im?” “Yes” “ Married—two dollars.— Hartford Post. POND'S EXTRACT owes its wonderful success to merit alone. It is now acknowledged as a standard remedy, and is largely used by physicians in their every-day practice. Not a day passes without the * company“ receiving some grateful acknow- ledgment particularly from persons cured of the following diseases: Sore Eyes, Bleeding from the Lungs, Stomach and Womb, Piles, blind and bleeding, Catarth, Rheumatism, ete. Beware of imita- tions. Ask for Powp’s Extmact—take no other. SOZODONT. To preserve the teeth and keep them pure and white, to prevent their decay, there is no preparation in the market equal to SOZODONT To preserve the gums in a natur- ally bard and healthy condition, there is no superior to SOZO- DONT. To purify and sweeten the breath there is no rival to SOZODONT. For a perfect mouth there is no recipe like the use of SOZODONT. Consequently it is no wonder that the populanty of SOZUDONT as a dentifrice has n0 bounds. All Druggists keep it. 21,522,944 Glasses OF THE HERMANN BREWERY LAGER BEER WERE DRUNK IN THIS CITY LAST YEAR. * ANGOSTURA BITTERS, Tonlo of exquisite favor now toed ove pala, Diarrhea, Fever and genuine article, manufactured by Dr. ae taiitnror UB Bole agent, 61 Broadway. P.O. G. H. MUMM & CO.'S CHAMPAGNE. tmportation 1x 1878 35,906 Cases, or 16,270 cases more than of any other brand. HOTEL BRIGHTON, BRIGHTON BEA on,” BSweET Prove. CONEY ISLAND. FRED. SCHUBER’S SEA SIDE GROVE, German Hotel and Restaurant, SECOND LANDING, ROCKAWAY BEACH. One Hundred Elegantly FurnishedRooms tolet by the day or week. ‘The best Restaurant on the Beach with New York Prices. Bowling Alley and Shooting Gallery. CHINEALYPTUS, “Thousand Dollar Acrostic.” ee hie, malaria ei chillst ope there gleams for a man with these ills he speedily sends unto us, Be Phyulctakiog but Chinkalyptus, by it box of tin, inkalyptus known at drug store. paChinkalyptus is sold at retail by all drugzists at 25 cents per 2.75 per family package of One Doren. Vicron E. Maveen General Agents, Nos. 104 to tio Reade St, New Yorks “PUCK” CIGARETTES ARE FASHIONABLE AT PRESENT. Their quality and make-up outshines all those heretofore used ‘They are made on a new system by B. POLLAK, the Manufacturer of NEW YORK, and sold by every first class dealer. SANDIFER, DIAMOND vs=s" 5th Avenue Hotel, NO FANCY PRICES. TRY THE NEW FRAGRANT VANITY wus WSTRAIGHT "—Rare Old Virginia. HALVES “—Rare Old Perique and Virginia. WEW COMBINATIONS OF THESE FRAGRANT TOBACCOS. MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, (LATE GILMORE’S.) Great Suocess of this Splendia Summer Resort. FLOWERS AND FO UNTAINS, CHANGE OF PROGRAMME NIGHTLY. Sig. Liberati and the Grand Band. H. B, DODWORTH.. +-+Director POPULAR MUSIC NIGHTLY. ADMISSION 25 CENTS. WITTY JEWS AND JEWISH WITS. STANDS. THE TRADE SUPPLIED BY THE a aie eeireg Niwa COMPANY, New York. comicbooks.com