Puck — July 9, 1879 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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PUCK. Ir is remarked in Mississippi that Roscoe Conkling must be reduced to 10,000 men.— Buffalo Express. Tue buckwheat-cake season has slid out the back door of time, but lots of newspaper men yet retain their humor.— Oi City Derrtch, As aN example of total depravity among animals, it might be stated that a Milwaukee dog plays base-ball.— Rochester Express. Sne blushed the color of circus lemonade, and then "fessed up about making her bangs stick with gum tragacanth.— Harford Lvg. Post. ive clothes never made a Garden of Eden. —wN. Y. Herald. Nevertheless, it was the Gar- den of Eden that started all the fine clothes.— —Phila, Bulletin. Otp Potty, an Indiana hen of renown, has just died at the age of twenty-two. Of her it cannot be said “she died in the spring-time of life."— Albany Argus. Tue sale of striped stockings, it is said, is twice as large in prairie countries as it is in less breezy localities. The reason is obvious—so are the stockings.— Osawa Republican, As THE desire of seekers after perpetual mo- tion is merely to obtain something that will have a never-ceasing revolution, why don’t they take Mexico and be satisfied ?—Boston Post. A Man at Rutland, Vt., was on his way to shoot Weston when he fell off a bridge and was killed. Patience and peaseverance will tri- umph in the end, however.— Detrott Free Press. Greenvanp is noted for its absence of cats. The long night of six months kills them off in their efforts to meow it through. To nervous old bachelors this intelligence is in favor of Greenland.— Chicago Inter-Ocean, Tarxino of summer resorts. ‘The Philadel- phia Kronikle-Herald says our House of Cor- rection is an excellent bummer resort. How many swallows make a bummer down your way ?—W. Y. Com. Ado. SEA-BATHING may have its charms for the spindle-legged men and flat-footed women, but what can exceed the satisfaction of crawling across ten acres of sweet-scented clover to steal a peck of yellow harvest apples and cat them in the shade of a barn filled with new mown hay ?—Detroit Free Press. Dear WaLes—We regret extremely that cir- cumstances over which we have no control pre- vent our acceptance of your kind invitation to spend July with you at Abergeldie. We should have enjoyed it quite too awfully much for any- thing; but it cannot be. We will hunt the buf- falo this summer with a pair of kings and three emperors—out of ajob. Regards to Alexan- dra and the olives.—V. Y. Com. Adv, 21,522,944 Glasses OF THE HERMANN BREWERY LAGER BEER WERE DRUNK IN THIS CITY LAST YEAR. Persons afflicted with diseases of the eyes can find no greater curative than POND'S EXTRACT, There are no harsh and irritating drugs in its composition, so that it can be used in any case without the least danger of injury to the most delicate organism. It has astrangely marvelous power to arrest and re- move inflammation. It affords relief upon the first application, and producing the best results when its use is continued. Beware of imitations. Ask for Pon's Exrnact—take no other. ANGOSTURA BITTERS, ‘An excellent ‘Tonle of exquisite favor now used over an hoisclvtteea world, Diarrhea, Fever and all disorders ‘Try tt ‘or druggist Yor the | $: ‘Dee J, G.B. Siegert & 1 Broadway, P. 0. Bor, 2 G. H. MOMM & CO.'S CHAMPAGNE, ©} CHINEALYPTUS, “Thousand Dollar Acrostic.” importation 1x 1878 Shit she cabeit it 35,906 Cases, "Lis pile 1 You'll surely Gnd they will eae You gi ou'll surely find they will cure you suite. Palmetto on cover in blue you'll ee, © ‘Together with crocodiles viewing the tree. Chinkalyptus e sold: at il by all druggists at o¢ ¢ cents per box, or $2.75 per family package of One Doren. Victon k. Maven eneral Agents, Nos. 104 to 110 Reade St., or 16,270 cases more than of any other brand. Beware of Counterfeits and Imitations! BOKER’S BITTERS. The best Stomach Bitters known, containing most valu- able medicinal properties nalleases af Bowel complaints; st Dyspepsia, Fever and Ague, &c. A fine sidiertte scarce Conny 1) VIRGINIA CUT CAVENDISH, L. FUNKE, J. Sale Ages, P 0, Bex 109, 78 John St, HLY. = BOZODONT. To prseve he teth and keep then poe | MARBURG BROS. and white, to prevent their decay, there is no preparation in the tmarket equal to SOZODONT. To preserve the gums in a natar- | —_—___S=S= 1s THE WORLD ally hard and healthy condition, there is no superior to SOZO- “ PUCK ” CIGARETTES DONT. To purify and sweeten the breath there is 20 rival to SOZODONT. For a perfect mouth there is no recipe like the use of SOZODONT. Consequently it is no wonder that the populanty ARE FASHIONABLE AT PRESENT. of SOZUDONT as a dentifrice has no bounds. All Druggists | Their quality and make-up outshines all those heretofore used keep it. They are made om a new system by B. POLLAK, BRIGHTON BEACH,” MERCHANT AMEE rem. GONEY ISLAND. DIAMOND * peor NO FANCY PRICES. FRED. SCHUBER’S ID IV: RY THE NEW Se craee tow sng Reeenn |e FAIR SECOND LANDING, ROCKAWAY BEACH. FRAGRA CIGARETTES One Hundred Elegantly FurnishedRooms to let by the day or week. ana TOBACCO ‘The best Restaurant on the Beach with New York Prices. Bowling Alley and Shooting Gallery. WSTRAICGHT "—Rare “O1d Virginia. RUINART.?22-<°",CHAMPAGNES —_ IATIONS ‘Connotsseurs pronounce recent shipments of these Wines to be PRINCIPAL DEPOT OF “ERS es ee. | EUROPEAN MINERAL WATERS. DODGE, CAMMEYER # CO, er, How aa r6Cortandt St, Sole Agents tor the United Sten, | Center "Brcntall Risagen: Manesbed Palla, Scheal bach, Selters, Taunus, Vichy, Birmensdorf and fifty others. DEPOT FOR ALL AMERICAN WATERS. er’s of Rinctsx’s New York, Cincinnati, Toledo and kee Beer. Agents for BRUEDER HOEHL, Geiseaheim. Rhine Wines, TH. LAMARQUE & CO., Bordeaux. Clarets. DUBOIS FRERE & CAGNION, Cognac. Brandies. LOUISIANA STATE LOTTERY. PH. SCHERER & CO., This Institution was regularly incorporated by the Legislature z jarclay St., N.Y. of the State for Educational and Chantable purposes in ti roe 8 College Pisce, ases Barckey, ————$—$—— VARS: 70 WAIN CONTBACT: CBEAPEST Fe eae sek iN THE WORLD. yiota wus Stave is runnaD, wih a capital of Fireonsno, to which it has since added a reserve fund of $349,000 x ya Raha cee tga aches Xpy to MA DAU: .O, Box 692, New Orleans, La; or same at 319 Broaeway, Caitogvs of General LEGQGAT BROTHERS, 3 beckman St, near new Post Office. 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