Puck — May 28, 1879 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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PUCK. 189 ‘Tue following testimonial of a certain patent medicine speaks for itself: ‘Dear Sir—Two months ago my wife could hardly speak. She has taken two bottles of your ‘ Life Renewer,’ and now she can’t speak at all. Please send me two more bottles. I wouldn't be without it.” Norristown Herald, : Tue thinnest kind of paragraphs going the rounds of the press are: Who is Min. R. Ology? Annie Mation? Sophia S. Tication? We would suggest that it is better for the ‘“para- graphic fraternity " to leave such space vacant than dilute it with the thinnest kind of skim milk.—Oil City Derrick. A HEROIC yours man jumped off the San Rafael ferry-boat about three months ago and rescued from drowning the daughter of one of our richest stock operators. The next day the teful father sent for the hero and presented im with a point on stocks! To-day the heroic young man is walking around on his uppers and sleeping on a bench in the Plaza. This isa true story, and illustrates anew the folly of ‘doing a generous act in San Francisco.—Sen Francisco Post. ScripNer for May has pen and ink sketches of Wilhelmj and Remenyi. The picture of Wilhelmj indicates that he was hit with the biggest pieces of the boiler and was standing nearest it when the explosion occurred, but there is no doubt in the world that Remenyi was blown a mile and a half the highest, and lit in an osage hedge when he came down, — Burlington Hawkeye. Tue Washington papers speak of the birth of a brainless baby at the capital, as though such a freak of nature was uncommon, Nature in this case is merely testing whether it wouldn’t be better for babies of that place to be born without brains, than to lose them when they get older.— Oil City Derrick, Genuine Vichy, Hanterive, Celestine, Grande Grille, Hopital, Specific for Gout, Rheumatism, Diabetes, Gravel, Kidney Di- teases, ete. FarepeicnsuaLt, Brrrexwarax, @ safe and natural remedy for Constipation and Headache. BOZODONT. To preserve the teeth and keep them pure and white, to prevent their decay, there is no preparation in the market equal to SOZODONT. To preserve the gums in a natur- ally hard and healthy coodition, there is no superior to SOZO- DONT. To purify and sweeten the breath there is no rival to SOZODONT. For a perfect mouth there is no recipe like the use of SOZODONT. Consequently it is 20 wonder that the populanty of SOZUDONT as a dentifrice has no bounds. All Druggists keep it. . POND’S EXTRACT. Toilet Soap. An excellent article for the Batm and Nuksaxy, softens and is delightful to use. * Price per box (3 cakes), 50 cents, ‘On sale by all respectable druggists. ANGOSTURA BITTERS, ‘Tone of exquisite flavor now used over Diarrhea, Fever and he skin ‘An excellen the whole civilized world, cures Dyspet ‘Agae, Colles and all disorders of the Di dat beware of counterfeits. Ask your genuine article, manufactured by egert Mey MaHaseos UB. Bole agent, 51 Broadway, P. 0. Box, 2610 Beware of Counterfeits and Imitations! BOKER’S BITTERBS. The best Stomach Bitters known, containing most valu- able medicinal properties in all cases of Bowel complaints: a sure specific against Dyspepsia, Fever and Ague, &c. A fine cordial in itself, if taken pure. also most excellent for mixing with other cordials, wines, &c. Comparatively the jeapest Bitters in existence, L. FUNKE, Jr., Sole Ageat, P. 0, Bex 1029, 78 John St, N.Y. nts. Outfit Free. A YEAR and expenses to agusta, Maine, ‘Address P.O. VICKERY, $777 GERMAN LIEDERERANZ. Grand Concert and Summernights’ Festival AT GILMORE’S GARDEN, Thursday, June 19th, 1870, in Cosjunction with Dopwortn’s Bap and a grand Orchestra. LPER, DIAMON D MERCHANT Gth Avenue Hotel, NO FANCY PRICES. ——————— “PUCK” CIGARETTES ARE FASHIONABLE AT PRESENT. ‘Their quality and make-up outshines all those heretofore used They are made on a new system by B. POLLAK, the Manufacturer of NEW YORK, and sold by every first class dealer. ya THE NEW FRAGRANT VANITY _ » MATHESIUS & FREY, Mawuractunars oF CABINET FURNITURE iatery, Decorations, &., at Prices to suit the times. Every Article guaranteed. No, 1567 & 1569 Broadway, cor. 47th St, N. Y. QHEAPEST BOOKSTORE IN THE WORLD. 68,673 Standara English Books ~ATOUR, PRICE... Catalogue LECCAT BROTHERS, '3Beekman 8t., near ‘Rew Post Ofice. C. PFAFF’S RESTAURANT, 9 W. 24th St,, near Broadway, WEW COMBINATIONS OF THESE FRAGRANT PUCK Seat VIRGINIA CUT CAVENDISH, ‘MANUFACTURED BY MARBURG BROS. BEST IN THE WORLD. Breakfast fr 7.4. M. tot P. M. $0 Cents.- 6—8 P. me. $1.00, incl, }¢ bottle wine. Meals at all hours. Furnished rooms to let. CELEBRATED FOR THE MANUFACTURE Fine Silk Dress, Stiff and Soft OLD ESTABLISHED AND WELL-KNOWN DENTAL ROOMS, No. 6 B. 14th Street, near Sth Ave. ial Sets Beautiful Mineral Continuous Gum Whole and Decayed Teeth filled in a Teeth, $2.50, $5.00, $10.00, upwards, superior manner without pain, s0 as to preserve them for life with Bare Cold, genuive Platina, Amalgam, Bone, c., $1.00 upwards. “eeth cleaned in a harmless manner s0 as to give them the white. ness of ivory $1.00, Teeth extracted without pain. verything warranted as represented, and the best materials used ia every "ARTICULAR ATTENTION PAID TO CHILDREN’S ‘Texru. Open Evenings and Sundays. DENTAL OFFICE oF Philippine Dieffenbach - Truchsess, 162 West 23rd St, bet. 6th & 7th Aves., N.Y. Lara 3% Canat Srumer. + BREWERY 405-433 EAST SSthST.NY, -— Sales from May 1, 1878—79 - From May 1, 1877—78 - - : INCREASED SALE “Or, 95,140 Kegs. : Barrels 80,000 - Barrels 56,215 : Barrels 23,785 comic! books.com