Life, 1929-05-31 · page 24 of 36
Life — May 31, 1929 — page 24: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is **not a cartoon page** but rather a **theater review and ticketing service page** from Life magazine's "Confidential Guide" section. The content consists of: 1. **Drama and Comedy Reviews**: Brief, snappy critiques of Broadway shows with ticket prices (ranging $1.00-$6.60). The reviews use witty, sarcastic commentary—e.g., "dime novel heroics," "cooch dancer," "ham actor"—reflecting Life's satirical voice. Notable actors like Bert Lytell, Ethel Barrymore, and Lew Fields are mentioned. 2. **Life's Ticket Service Advertisement**: A mail-order system allowing readers to purchase orchestra seats without visiting box offices, protecting them from "ticket scalpers." The satirical humor lies in the *review descriptions themselves*—quick, dismissive zingers about mediocre productions—rather than in visual cartoons. This reflects 1920s Broadway's output and Life's role as both entertainment critic and service provider for New York's theater-going public.
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22 *Brorucrs. Forty-cighth Street. $3.00—Sat. $3.85—Dime novel heroics with Bert Lytell in person. But so well done it's worth see- ing after you've seen the top liners. Carntvat. Forrest—A cooch dancer “makes” a smalltown yap, then jumps out of a bal- loon and everybody is glad of it. XConcraturarions, National. $3.00—Henry Hull in a play he wrote himself about a ham actor who was elected Mayor of a yap burg on a surprise ticket. Good in spots. *Courace. Ritz. $3.85—Janct Beecher and Junior Durkin in a play that pleases moth- ers. And likely a few papas. Frerpunc Passion Pray. Hippodrome—M. Gest's imported spectacle. Lots of people but no pash. Journey's Exo. Henry Miller. $3.00—Can scarcely wait for Ed and Grace Nolan to see this one. A dramatic smash. Mystery Square. Longacre—Summerish, the weather these days. *Srarer Scene. Playhouse. $3.85—Sat. $4.40 —An cyeful of a slum tenement and its reaction to a ghastly murder. A gripping study of humdrum lives that won the Pulitzer prize. WTue Caster, Trmover re Nerove’s Eve. Martin Beck. $3.00—Sat. $3.85—Marian Hopkins in a Czecho Slovakian Cinderella theme. Tue Jave Goo. Cort—A mystery play from the novel by the same name. To be re- viewed later. *Tue Love Duet. Ethel Barrymore. $3.85— Miss Barrymore and Louis Calhern skylark- ing amorously over continental Europe. Slightly swift premierish. Tue Perrect Auist, slick littke mystery play. Twe Sta Gui. Caied y Sei dull moments with dull folk. Charles Hopkins—A Comedy *Bino 1x Hanv. Morosco. $3.85—All-English study of countryside class consciousness by John Drinkwater. Nothing to write home about. HHoray. Plymouth. $3.8s—Hope Williams in a Phillip Barry play of upper crust snobbery. XJoxtsy. Bijou. $3.00—Sat. $3.85—Another adolescent play of the cross roads and amus- ing. KKisirzer. Royale. $3.00—Sat. $3.85—Edward Rob’nson in back room pinochle piffle. *Ler Us Be Gay. Little. $4.40—The Titian haired Francine Larrimore as a gay widow ata Long Island house party. Cr.sp chatter. wLimme Acciwent. Ambassador. $3.00—Sat. $3.85—Fun in a hospital over a contraband child. *Mect THe Privce. Lyceum. $3.85—Basil Sydney and Mary Ellis in one of Milne’s good ones. *Mas. Bustrsreap-Lric. Klaw. $3.00—One of our finest actresses in one of her finest revivals. Mrs. Fiske crashing English so- ciety from Missionary Ridge, Ind. *My Gin Frivay. Republic. $3.00—It- was naushty but they toned it down. XSxivoixe. Bayes, $3.00—No matter what we may say, it skids along. Eye and Ear *Bracnsinns. Eltinge. dinge divertissement dances. $3.8s—Sat. $4.40—A 41 Bul Robinson tap *See paragraphs below. New York Life *Fortow Turv. Forty-sixth Street, $5.50—Sat. $6.60. It's a hit show but many are far better. *Het10 Danvy. Erlanger’s. $4.40—Nobody ever gets tired of Lew Fields. Howto Everynixe. Broadhurst. $5.50—Dert Lahr’s monkeyshines and that “Cream in My Coffee” song. HLavy Fivcens. Liberty, $4.40—Sat. $4.95— Fair entertainment with Eddie Buzzell wise- cracking. Messin’ Arounn. Hudson—Another all-col- cored revue, Reviewed later. *#Music ry May. Casino. $5.50—Tuncful sum- mer stuff with a few chuckles by Sully Ward. *Nrw Moon. Imperial. $5.50—Sat. $6.60—A moving musical romance. It has such songs as “Lover Come Back to Mc.” *Preasune Bounp. Majestic. $5.50—A Shubert revue with Phil Baker an:l the inevitable Spanish dancer. Above the average. KSprixo is Here. Alvin. $5.50—Clap hands here comes Glenn Hunter. And everybody is in love again. Tue Granp Sracer Fotzirs. Booth—Reviewed in this issue. *Tue Lire Snow. Music Bor. $4.40—Sat. $5.50—Clifton Webb and Tred Allen in a smart summer revue. *Wroopee. New Amsterdam, $6.60—Ziegfeld hires Eddie Cantor an:t the house is packed nightly, Sports *Mapison Square Garvtsy—Lire’s Ticket Serv- ice carries seats for all Madison Square Gar- den attractions. See Newspapers for special announcements, (Continued on Page 25) Lite’s Vicket Service HOW LIFE READERS CAN GET GOOD ORCHESTRA SEATS AT BOX OFFICE PRICES We render this service without profit sole- ly in the interest of our readers, HI} you are going to be in New York, } : $98 Madison Ave., New York City : Purchase Order Dear Life: I want seats for the following: Name of Show Lire’s Ticket Service will not only save you } money but an extra trip to the box-office. : %Good seats are available for attractions : above indicated by stars and at prices noted. All orders for tickets must reach Lire’s Office at least seven days before date of per- formance. Check for exact amoynt must be attached to each Purchase Order. Receipt will be sent to purchaser by return mail. This must be presented at the box office on the evening of the performance. . IN ORDER TO KEEP TICKETS OUT OF THE HANDS OF TICKET SCALPERS Check £0F Saneeceenenrcemeeeeen SEATS WILL BE HELD AT THE BOX-OF- FICE AND WILL NOT BE RELEASED UN- TIL AFTER EIGHT O'CLOCK ON THE NIGHT OF THE PERFORMANCE. In selecting attractions, purchasers are asked to send two alternative choices of shows with ch sclection, in case Lirt’s quota of seats for that performance is exhausted. Remit- = tance will have to cover the cost of the highest priced seats asked for. will be refunded. Any excess amount Lire will be glad to make appropriate se- Iections for purchases if they will indicate with order the type of show preferred anJ re- mit amount to cover tor prices. Any excess amount will be refunded by return mail. eee NO ORDERS FOR SEATS TAKEN OVER THE TELEPHONE. ooe This service is not offered in conncetion with matinee seats, which are ordinarily available at box offices, comicbooks.com