Life — August 9, 1928 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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DUNLOP © © 0 layed by more golfers So ~ then ay other male of ra é eo THE IMPORTED BLACK DUNLOP LIFE RHYMED REVIEWS Bad Girl By Vifia Delmar. Harcourt, Brace & Co, Sue was no princess proud and bright, He was no fine, poetic dreamer; They met and kissed one summer night Upon a Hudson River steamer. Youth, mirth and moonlight wove the spell That troubles everything organic, And Dot the Preuty typist fell For Ed the radio mechanic. Propinquity won't take a dare. Her life at home was hard and arid; If she was loving, he was square, And off they went and promptly mar- ried. Now Dot, our winsome newly-wed, Ill-taught and somewhat foolish, may- Assumed that noncommittal Ed Deplored the costly coming baby. While Ed, though feeling quite a lot, Was dumb, or inexpressive, rather, And could not say, “I love you, Dot,” Or, “Sure, I want to be a father!” Those dear young people, who can blame Their doubts, their slips, their silent rages! Relieved! Surely — Quickly AT HOME: No need to go away. No need | for big bills. No medicaments —no nostrums. POLLENAIR, electrically operated air filter, installed in any room, gives im- mediate relief from Hay Fever and Pollen Asthma. Tested by School of Health in one of America’s leading universities. Endorsed by Specialists, Hos- pitals, Sanatoria. Advertised in Hygeia and The Journal of the American Medical Association. Write now for full information | PRlbnaiv , INC. Room 610, Hickox Building Cleveland, Ohio But by and by the baby came (He took above a hundred pages). And all is right as right can be: To end an honest, human story A happy family of three Goes taxi-cabbing home in glory. For truth the book is over par; So why refrain from duly handing Another wreath to Miss Delmar For sympathetic understanding? Arthur Guiterman. | A STATEMENT OF THE CASE I ast against Prohibition because it breeds a glamour to surround alcohol with a hazard for |young habits and immature minds; because it Jis tanning and galvanizing young stomachs and countenancing young debauchery; because it has not destroyed the saloon but made it my offen- sive neighbor, It has destroyed the grace of an old gesture of friendship and taught a new hospitality in terms of gallons, It has made it practically impossible to avoid drinking. It has thumbed the nose at essential decency by per- mitting the prostitution of the law for the pro- tection of an offense, It has failed to reduce, moderate or control heavy drinking, and has built a new social order of bootleggers. And it has thrown in the face of every parent a threat and challenge to his peace and happiness in the care of his children through adolescence. —Donald F. Rose, in Stuff and Nonsense (Bryn Athyn). Jy sunburn —instantly soothes and comforts apply At atl DRUGGISTS 5 WEYOUNG comicbooks.com