Life — June 21, 1928 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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28 aa--a-a-aa I. T takes the edge off my thirst to squeeze a lot of oranges.” "But, boy, the whizz of our mew electric Sunkist Jr. squeczer will actualy whes your whistle” HEN it comes to drinking (orange juice, we mean) action should follow impulse instantly. This is impossible if the oranges must be squeezed manually by the old type two-bit squeezer. But convivial impulses are nowise halted or hampered if there is a Sunkist Jr. in the house to provide the orange juice. This will instant- ly fulfill the requirements of the thirstiest pos- sible party—be this party your little daughter of six or a gang of sixteen grown-ups bound for the country club, Sunkist Jr. is a practical, strong, sturdy, electric home orange juice squeezer—put out at the low rice of $14.95, delivered—selfishly—by Sun- ist growers—to speed up the use and abuse of oranges. It stands 10 inches high and weighs 6 Ibs., and is cleaned after using byholding $ l 495 { delivered at two sim- ple alumi- your bomes Taboratery. num parts under the faucet a moment. This announce- ment is ad- dressed to peo- ple who do not as a rule send coupons, but who know enough to un- bendattheright time. unkist _Jumior is UICE trator CALIFORNIA FRUIT, GROWERS EXCHANGE Div. 2406, Box 530, Sta, “C", Los Angeles, Calif, Enclosed find $14.96 for prepaid delivery of one Sun- Kist Junior Juice Extractor to the following: Name Street av“a--a-aal LIFe RHYMED REVIEWS Debonair By G. B. Stern. Alfred A. Knopf. Miss G. B. Srern’s peculiar fad— As good a one as any other— Is showing up the armor-clad, Self-righteous, domineering mother. A mother fain to domineer Was prudish Mrs. L. Trevelyan; Her daughter, Loveday, was a dear Delightful, devastating hellion. She took from men what men would give; ‘Twere mild to call her conduct reck- less, She dug the gold wherewith to live And still remained completely fleckless. She met and loved a certain Charles, A youth of gold and sterner metal. What kept him free of Cupid's snarls?— A perfect mother known as Petal. With Mother always right and fine* Poor Loveday saw no chance of land- in The son who bowed at mother’s shrine Till Mother slipped and lost her stand- ing. When Petal’s husband-number-three Destroyed himself, exasperated, Her son admitted doubts that she Was quite the noblest thing created. Our youthful pair agreed to wed, And Loveday’s mother chortled, “Bless you! But run your own affairs,” she said; “I'll keep away and won't distress you.” Thus Charles and Loveday, free and one, Escape the incubus that smothers The brightest dreams beneath the sun— The blight of interfering mothers. Arthur Guiterman, OLD STEPMOTHER NATURE Tuy were seeing America first in the family automobile. Thanks to the highway's billboards, they were able, in traveling from Trenton to Newark, to sce Niagara Falls, the Grand Can- yon, the Eiffel Tower, the Mediterranean, the Golden Gate, three camels, a de luxe steamship crossing the Jersey marshes, Pike's Peak and the high lights of a three-ring circus. Hungering for a bit of natural scenery, Sis looked to the sky. “Oh, sce the pretty clouds!"* she cried, clap- ping her hands. “They're not clouds," said Bubby scoffingly; “that's a sky writer, and those clouds would spell dad's favorite underwear if it weren't so windy."” —John Forbes, in Ladies’ Home Journal. “After all, what does money mutter?” —Newspeper Serial. “Gooosye,”” asually.—Humorist (London). NewModel Pocket Ben ERE’S full value in a good-looking watch! The makers of Big Ben built it. The name Westclox on the dial stands for sturdy construction, long life and excellent time-keeping. Millions all over the world rely on Pocket Ben with confidence. So can you. It’s an ideal watch for your vacation. Sold every- where for $1.50. WESTERN CLOCK COMPANY La Salle, Illinois New Westclox Attractive, convenient, reliable. Fits any cat. Quickly attached on dash all thi have | Lire’s The N. J ville, To in the child, and h; you ha The year. tive, h ares: strong dred * As) you he the lit desolat dering glimps the tre fields— Prac piness, in the Tt tz turn al ities, child f Camps for me works our he that w comicbooks.com