Life — December 16, 1926 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Perfect Understanding Tur Suburban Lady has a way of woving her one busy little house-worker to extra household tasks by enlisting her sympathies in the ¢ College Son was bringing home two classmates after the football game and the Suburban Lady was planning extras and coercing help” as usual, “We will have melon, soup and salad, Susan, and get down the gold dishes and the tall glasses. You know we want to wake our boy proud of his home when he brings friends here, even if it does more dishes, You understand, rt you, Si ” Oh, yes, ma'am, T understands, You wants those young men to go back a- thinkin’ we lives that-a-way ali the time.” —New York Sun. spoonful of Abbott's Bitters on halt Grape Frult, We Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md: “pie devin! 18 THAT MY FIAN: He'd Be There First cée on MY vUT “I wovrn like to put it this way, my lord.” said counsel. see your lordship going into a public- Morro for Herri Coming in,” corrected the Judge. mas shooting early. —Solicitor’s Journal (London). MS, =I we —L'Intransigeant (Paris). 27 Illicit Elevation Ixy an Upper Broadway apartment hotel the freight elevator is next to the passenger car. Sometimes, when the passenger car is delayed, guests ring fer the freight elevator in order to reach their floors. And sometimes this service on the part of the operator of the freight elevator results in a tip. The other day the colored boy who runs the freight car showed a dollar bill that a grateful passenger had given him. “You gotta stop bootlegging mah pas- sengers,” protested the indoor chauffeur of the passenger car. —New York Evening World. In a Pinch, use ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE Embarrassing “Waar did the man say when you re- turned his pocketbook containing fifty dollars?” ir mRoTiER “Said he thought it contained sixty- Law?” five."—Louiseille Courier-Journal. Somat women are said to get their frocks in the juvenile departments. apparently, do large women, —Passing Show (London). 0 your Christ- —Detroit News. 1 every Thursday, simoltanconely. in the United States, nada and British Possessions. Title registered in U. $5.00 a year in advance. Additional postage to for Postal Union, $1.60 a year; to Canada, 80 cents. ot be supplied. mn Back scat tert and illustrations im Lire are copyrighted. |For Reprint Rights «gt Britein apply to, Lae, Rolls Howse, Breams Buildings, ". Enoland. rf Live's London Office, Rolls House, Breams_ Buildings, Londo: Canadian distributor, ‘The American News Company, Ltd., 3: James Street, Montreal, Canada. No contributions will be returned wnless accompanied by stamped and addressed envelope. Live docs not hold itself responsible for the loss or Non-return of unsolicited contributions. Notice of change of address should reach this office two weeks prior to the date of issue to be effected. The forcign trade supplied. from ESTABLISHED 1818 Arcs Drilhers COSGLOTHINGS Gentlemens Furnishing Goods, MADISON AVENUE COR. FORTY-FOURTH STREET, N.Y. Send for “Christmas Suggestions” classified by prices BOSTON PALM BEACH NEWPORT LITTLE BUILDING PLAZA BUILDING AUORAIN BUILDING Tecment con Bonsven Country Reve 220 Scucwe Chacolates Bonbonnieres NEW YORK Madison Avenus 4b 47° Street CHICAGO Michigan Boulevard Jecheon Maillard Restaurant and Candy Department in Stern Brothers’ store, West 42nd Street, New York La Jeunesse HE perfection of selection in assorced chocolates. Aleta tcremet c. 2 Ibs. $1.75 $3.50 ~ Maillard Products are sold at most of the better stores everywhere. comicbooks.com