Life — December 9, 1926 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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SP ON’ S "O°RTE D BY HARG YOUR PIPE BOWL HE campfire sends lusty orange flames to glow against the black and silver sky. The wind chants in the pines. Nobody talks. How a pipe tastes then! Sportsmen travelling deep into Canada found Hud- son’s Bay tobacco there—and promptly claimed it finer than any they had ever smoked before. When they returned, regretfully, to civilization, they brought Hudson’s Bay tobacco along. But never expecting to recapture to the full those magic smok- ing hours. But then—it happened. Hudson’s Bay tobacco scoffed at geography, tasted as it did beside the campfire. Brought the outdoors indoors. Released the North Woods tang and zest in every mellow puff. Most every good shop is now a Hudson’s Bay Company Post—for tobacco. Try it. Measured by mediocrity it is higher priced—measured by your pleasure it is priceless. ‘Pndsons Bay Company. wconrorsteo 2-7 nav 1670 HUDSONS BAY © Tobacco Cut Plug —scweet and mild Imperial Mixture—rich and mellow Fort Garry—full-flavored and cool RAFT PACK THE AGrth Woods INTO Radio Activity THE demands on my time have in- creased, till I've never a moment to bless me; Lam crained at the ether-borne feast ti It’s long past the hour to dress me: So the dinner’s a dud as a spread, for Marie madder grows by the min- ute; As for sleep—might as well sell my bed, for . I never have time to be in it. Church is out, and my bills I've not settled (My stars! how those creditors hound me!), And I haven't the time to be nettled By the unyielding gyves that have bound me. I've no leisure to dicker for gin, or More aristocratic libations, For I either am listening-in, or Writing posteards to Radio Sta- tions. Edward W. Barnard. Overheard in the Smoker ae \ NJ L, we're going right along. he train is, I mean. Yes, it could go faster. They could use more steam. We're late now. About a minute, I guess. They won't try to make it up. Not here they won't. The track’s not right. It's curved, kind of. It makes a curve here. They got to go easy. Where it's straight they can use more steam. That'll make it up. The time, I Then we'll be on time. This is a good train that way. It's on time. The last time it wasn't. The last time I used it. It was late then, And the time before, too, But mostly it’s on time. It’s a good train. It leaves too carly, though. You got to get up too early. But I've got used to it. I do it so much. I’ve got so I like it. Getting up, I mean. I always travel Pullman. Always have, It’s better that way. 1 used to go day-coach. Pullman. You save money. makes it good. It travel. The Pullman It costs more. But it’s worth it, I gu You get better service. Is there a porter on this train? There ought to be. I haven't seen him. You'll go get him? Why, don’t bother. I don’t want him. Say, don’t go. Say...” W. W. Scott. M4 - ABOUT - TOWN (at theatre-ticket broker's): What is there in the way of a good racy show? Counter-CLown: The censors, sit. — Caen sep PR poe Bec — LIFE: Published We ‘by Life Pub. Co, 598 Madison Ave. New York N.Y. Subscription, $5.00. Vol. 88. No, 2301. Dee. 9, 1926. Entered as 2ad Post Office, under act ‘anada. "3 Clase Matter, June 8, 1883, at New York ‘March 3, 1879. Printed io U.S. A. Batored as 2nd Clam Matter at the Post Otfice Deot...C Pneland snd Reitich Present Convrieht. 1928. JPR in 18. Rneta comicbooks.com