Life — November 4, 1926 — page 36: what you’re looking at

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But their discourse did hold small interest for me, I having decided that the world was too full of a number of things other than pugi- lism on the morning when I did read that Jack Dempsey had been knocked clean out of the ring by Firpo and yet had won the fight After dining, to see “Stella Dallas’ again, like a fool, for I might have known it would bring me to tears, and when Stella bade Laurel good- by at the train, I was at some pains not to sob aloud. October The telephone a-ringing h early, and it was Bessie 13t Rathbone in shop and luncheon, whi quick wit to refuse, thank God, for Bessie always patronizes tearooms, institutions with which I have no patience, albeit Sam's accusation that my objection to an eating place whose waiters are not men amounts to a Freudian complex is nothing but more of his nonsense... .Read- ing in the public prints how Queen Marie is traveling towards us with fifty trunks, I was overcome with pity for the poor woman, mindful of how even the responsibility of one trunk drives me well-nigh to dis- traction, and remembering how twelve pieces of hand-luggage over- shadowed most of the beauty of one And what even a Queen should be doing with so many boxes in this day of light ap- parel I know not, unless she be trying her luck as a traveling sales- woman....Most of the day gone at petty tasks, straightening out my engagement book, etc., the time of the year having come when I must write down our appointments if I am to remember them accurately, and then fell a-reading of John Erskine’s new book about Galahad, and it set me a-thinking of how many of our own manners and con- ventions are the direct descendants of chivalry, and not entirely to the modern woman’s good fortune, neither, the apparently divine right of a man to the aisle seat in a theatre never having met with much favor from me. 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