Life — November 4, 1926 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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The Price HAVE never told what happened that night we missed the last train from the beach. She was a fair, innocent little slip of a girl. It was years ago. She is married now. Of course I never told him. 1 wonder if she ever did? After all, there was no reason why she shouldn’t have told him. He could hardly have minded very much. It was simply that I had to pay seven dollars and eighty-five cents for a taxi to get us back to town, William Sanford. Grace: 1 HEAR THAT GRACE WON A LOVING CUP LAST NIGHT, (Continued in the second column to the right.) - Giveme ye Manne who smoakes a Pype fi oct. Odd Versions NEVER put off till to-morrow never comes. * 8 There’s no time like the present company is always excepted. ** * To thine own self be true love never runs smooth. ** # If this be treason make the most of every minute. * * Footprints on the sands of time and tide wait for no man, se # A straight line is the shortest dis- tance makes the heart grow fonder. ** # It’s an ill wind blows nobody good is oft interred with their bones. se Everybody's business is nobody's business is business. Wayne G. Haisley. Careless PASSENGER: Why did you run over that dummy policeman? Motorist: Was that a dummy? I thought it was a real one. Newspaper English (What's the Dictionary Between Circulation Managers?) OON EDITION....... 9a. Arternoon Epition...10 a. ve TE AM 12m. Mornine Epition (Continued from the second col- umn to the left.) Grace: AND WHEN DID THEY START GIVING PRIZES FOR TH. aT? comicbooks.com