Life — September 9, 1926 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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29 The Rivals Tr was in a small town, but two fash- weddii there. One of the brides went post office with a feeling that the postal clerks would be thrilled at her order—if they could: fill it. “Fd like one thousand stamps,” u have them.” said the postal clerk. “T can give y e if you want them. ‘The other bride was in yesterday and she took two thousand."— New York Sun, ionuble inte the she suid, “if “Sur Cheaper Living he responsible for any debt con- y Era Johnston, Mart 2133, Carden." Philadelphia paper, Mw sto bel qualifies as a pioneer in a New Yorker. Jo we hereby ireat Move- ment In a Pinch, use ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE Separate Ways “\er they happily married?” « should be. He's a_ traveling salesman and she’s on a vaudeville tour.” —New Orleans Times-Picayune, Lady: hey Lady: Tramp: wourn you Tramp: vrs, ves Revived A panxy who had repeatedly been sent unty jail for minor offenses got to know the road from his home to seat so well that he could ena book on the landmarks. ly they convicted him of a serious crime and he was shipped to Leaven- worth to serve “from now on.” After he had been on the train about an hour he turned to a fellow-prisoner and said “He cum Middleville? up 1 we ain't passed through Ever’ other time I is sent ‘member dat town.” “Boy, you ain't goin’ to see no Mid- dleville on dis trip,” replied the other. “You's in de big league now.” D. ALC, News, ‘Wine jelly when flavored with Abbott's Bitters ts made more delightful and healthful. Sample Bitters by 2h ets. In stamps. C. W. Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md: Making It Harder Arter running three miles a man Jumped from the cliffs near Calais and was picked up two 1 at This, we believe, is the first attempt t to jump the Channel. LIKE CAKE? ves. wat? SOME out ire (London), unch. published every Thursday. simultaneously in the United State: tin, Canada and British Possessions, Title registered in U. year in advance. Additional postage to foreign in the Postal Union, $1.60 a year; to Canada, BOvcents. Back annot be supplied. copyrighted. For Reprint Rights House, Breams Buildings, Fetter The foreign trade supplied {rom Live’s London Office, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, London, EC. Canadian distributor, ‘The American News Company, Ltd., 386-388 St, James Street, Montreal, Canada. No contributions will be returned unless accompanied by stamped and addressed envelope. Lire does not hold itself responsible for the loss or non-return of unsolicited contributions. Notice of change of address should reach this office two weeks prior to the date of issue to be offected. oH MANY ane you Now? DON'T REMEMAER. NOT ON THE WITNESS STAND Now, you KNow,” “How “SAY, OLD MAN, You ESTABLISHED 1818 Looks Doth Cihy Cask LOTHIN MADISON AVENUE COR. FORTY-FOURTH STREET, N. Y. ods, Clothes for Lawn Tennis, etc. Send for Brooxs’s Miscellany BOSTON PALM BEACH NEWPORT LITTLE BUILDING PLAZA BUILDING AUORAIN BUILOING ‘Taemont con. Borieven Counry Rose 220 Beiwe Avenue comicbooks.com