Life — August 26, 1926 — page 38: what you’re looking at

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36 Life Gastrogen Tablets never stop digestion by going too far! great objection which can be urged against so many digestive remedies. They vei omptly relieve indigestion, “heareburn’” an pay They correct acidity, but there they stop. They do not interfere with the normal, healthy process of digestion itself. There they differ radically from bicarbonate of soda and preparations containing it. For with alkalies of this class, your stomach is often bur- dened with an alkaline residue which prevents it from digesting your food. Gras Tablets are free from the one Gastrogen Tablets work in a different way! once hyper-acidity is overcome, once the distress is gone, the stomach remains ‘‘in neutral."” Na- ture quickly restores the correct amount of mild acidity (1-5 of one per cent) and any amount of Gastrogen remaining rests inert and passes through the system unchanged. Your indigestion vanishes quickly, your “heartburn” and distress are rapidly overcome, | and your stomach gocs on in its normal work of | digesting food without interference. Gastrogen Tablets are pleasant and harmless Gastrogen Tablets are mild, safe and effective. ey combat digestive disturbances without re- tarding digestion, They are pleasant to taste. They purify the breath and they are very prompt in the relief they give. Your druggist has them in handy pocket- tins of 15 tablets for 20c; also in cabinet- size bottles of 60 tablets for 60c. If you want to try them before you buy them, send the coupon for free introductory packet of 6 tablets. GASTROGEN Mablets The peculiar virtue of Gastrogen Tablets is that | 4 The Hundred-Percenter’s Decalogue I PROFITS is the Lord, thy God; * thou shalt have no other gods before thee, provided thou dost hide the fact behind the magic word Service. II. 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