ComicBooks.com Register / Loginit's free!

Life, 1926-07-08 · page 4 of 41

Life — July 8, 1926 — page 4: what you’re looking at

📖 Open the full issue in the page-flip reader →
Life — July 8, 1926 — page 4: Life, 1926-07-08

What you’re looking at

This page is **primarily a Welch's grape juice advertisement**, not political satire. The left side features a product ad showing beverages made from "pure fruit juice from fresh ripe grapes," marketed for refreshment and vigor in "long cool drinks." The right side contains two separate items: 1. **"The White Feather"** — a short story about a fearless man, apparently concerning WWI valor (references to D.S.C., Victoria Cross, Legion of Honor suggest military honors). 2. **"Quick Commencement Replies"** — a brief humor section with joke responses to "what are you going to do?" (Europe, Hollywood, Florida, etc., ending with "hell"). The page mixes advertising with editorial content typical of Life magazine's format.

📄 Transcribed text from this page (OCR, searchable)

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Fruit Refreshment Fruit Vigor ta in Long Gol Drinks Pure fruit juice from Sresh ripe grapes OST delicious in flavor, purple, refreshing, this juice of fresh grapes is the most perfect of fruit juice drinks. At the dinner-party, at the in- formal supper, on country club , verandas, Welch’s is served— blended with other fruit juices, with ginger ale or sparkling wa- ter, or frosty with chipped ice. And the finest hotels serve it daily for the breakfast fruit juice. For Welch’s is pure fruit juice; with all the delicacy of luscious grapes and all the health-building values of the fresh fruit. Send for our free book of delicious fruit juice drinks, The Vital Place of Appetite in Diet. ror? At the soda fountain ask for Welch’s —straight or with sparkling water. Order it from your grocer, druggist or confectioner. The Welch Grape Juice Co., Dept. L-27, Westfield, N. Y. Makers of Welch’s Grape Juice, Grapelade, Preserves, and other Quality Products. Canadian Plant—St. Catharines, Ontario. The White Feather EVERY one spoke of him as the man that knew no fear. He had never been known to turn down a challenge. No one had ever had to say to him, “I double dare you!” In the World War, he reccived the D. S. C., the Victoria Cross, the Legion of Honor, and a personal let- ter of thanks from the President. In his house, after his marri he was boss. His mother-i never spent her vacation there. And he was very much devoted to his wife. In bridge, he would not hesitate to bid four spades after a three no- trump declaration, his partner hay- ing passed, and whenever he was doubled, he would immediately re- double. In trains, he could open any window, and could so push his ticket into the upholstery that it didn’t disappear whenever the train gave a sudden jerk. In restaurants or hotels, he could completely dry his hands with one paper towel. In the streets, he would altogether ignore panhandlers who needed only another dime to get their first cup of coffee in months—honest, buddy —or to complete their fund for car- fare back to Californ-i-a. In short, he was in all things the Hercules, Siegfried, Achilles, Paul Bunyan, Beowulf, Napoleon, and Hannibal of his community and his time. And then one day the debacle came. Suddenly and with no warn- ing. Completely and with no after- math, “Will you do me a favor on your way to the office, dear?” his wife asked him that morning. “Certainly; what is it?” “Just stop in at Racy’s and return this dress I bought yesterday.” The blood left his face, his mouth twitched, and his hands fell limply to his sides; a moment later his life- less form tumbled to the ground. Courtenay Akt. Quick Commencement Replies “Now what are you going to do?” G2 to Europe. Go to Hollywood. Go to Florida. Go to Baker's drama class. Go to work. Go to hell. McC. H. THEATRICAL manageris known by the road companies he keeps. RR Vade yea em ee LS Se Bap batade"oprttants ivbe, LIFE, io tne Ur Bey Kastan’ end tetas Pocosanees, comicbooks.com