Life — July 1, 1926 — page 36: what you’re looking at

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Lile Round Trip in either direction, Goel f oo] Largest Fleet of Liners on the Great Lakes A 4-day round trip cruise on the luxuri- and Western Mapeed Bettie 3 C TOURS raed wocn re upon recein? te 2 cent stamp. Oech S Service to Mackinac iuiana “*The Summer Wonderland"’ from Chicago or Detroit ‘Three io weekly June 24th to Sep- tember 61 Week end trips. Round trip facluding berth and meals $31. Grand Cruise between Buffalo ana Chicago, Special round trip rate tnctading Lootna pe peaks ooall steamers in eff Monday, June 24th to Sept. én Eight. y limi wm Soccer at Suan redihg-4 piearey Sealer between Detroit ana Cleveland | ont to Dec. Ist. Fare $3.60 one way; $6.50 round trip. “Also daylg it trips during Jul; ind August. Autos ireless aboard. Between Detroit and Buffalo ana Niagara Falls The Greater Detroit, “The Leviathan of the Great Fakes, "/and Greate Bufab, ‘The Majestic of the reat brovide overnight service daily 1o0Setween Devo and Bulfalo and Niagara Falls re $6.00 one way; $11.50 trip. FOR RESERVATIONS or fur- ther taformation address EH. McCracken, ‘General Pas- senger Agent at Detrott, Mich. A.A. Schantz ‘President J.T. McMillan 4 Gen. Nor, DETROIT & CLEVELAND NAVIGATION DETROIT & CLEVELAND NAVIGATION CO. Mrs. Pep’s Diary (Continued from page 12) Nor were the jurors allowed to dis- cuss, neither, which was a disap- pointment to me, for I did long to tell them how my husband had been more affronted by a butler with white buttons on his waistcoat than by aught else in the play, and how three persons sitting behind us con- stantly pointed out to one another that it taught a great lesson. I did long, also, to ask the District Attorney why he did not inquire into the matter of ticket speculation, from which our cit suffer more than they do from plays of question- able morality. June The journals full of the play juries’ doings, Sam counter- 8th balancing his feigned embs rassment at my name's bei amongst the censors with the s' ment that a few of our acq' ance would get their come-uppance from seeing that I was considered by powers-that-be as fit to pass on anything soever, but I paid him no heed, falling to the casting-up of my accounts, a tedious and depressing business. I must let the poor w retch have his merriment, however dis- trustful I may be of its quality, for of late youths up to the age of twenty-four or five have taken to calling him “Sir” and to rising in his presence, which is a difficult thing to be endured by a man who is only forty-one years old. ‘To luncheon at an inn with Lydia Loomis, fresh from seeing some of her friends off for Europe, and she did relate how one of them who has spent his life in bidding farewells on docks turned by instinct to quit the boat with her at the cry of “All ashore that's go- ing ashore!” and had to be re- minded that he himself was on the passenger list. She said also that she does now find it difficult to read names and numbers from the tele- phone book, and is minded, instead of going to some costly oculist who will torture her with -testings, to make for the spectacles department at Macy’s and ask for the first mid- dle-age lens. Which startled me somewhat, for I am a contemporary of Lydia, and albeit I daresay a débutante would think that the shadows are beginning to lengthen across our lives, I do not feel a day older than when my grandmother opened a bank account for me in Northampton and cautioned me not to spend it all on chestnuts... . News this day that Charley Towne is now the editor of Harper’s Bazar, for which I am glad. Baird Leonard. Oro+o-2-<. r Don’t Guess Investigate BetoRE investing your surplus funds, take the precaution of seeking the ex pert and conservative advice of the invest- trent houses and bankers represented in the Financial Section of Harper's Magazine. Eliminate the Loss In Investments For, after all, good investment opportuni- ties predominate. Caution, Care, Investi- gation will reveal safe and profitable channels for your surplus funds. 0-0 0-0-0 0-0 0-0 0-00-05 * | H ' ; i i 1 i ‘The Financial Article that appears In the July Issue of Harper's Magazine will help solve your in- Harpers MACAZINE 49 East 33rd Street, New York, N. Y. | geseeeeee see cua eeeeeeeeee: The Road to Ruin UST endorse my note hundred will you, old I'd do it for you, you know.” “Would you really? No wonder | you're broke. for five | dear? Give Your Dog a Square Deal! RE AD THE AMERICAN KENNEL GAZETTE IT TELLS YOU HOW TO KEEP HIM WELL AND HAPPY No lover of a dog should be without the Gazette The Gazette is the most beautiful, complete, interesting and authentic dog magazine published. It con- tains each month fact, fiction and beautiful illustrations. It is pub- lished by the American Kennel Club, the governing body of dogs. It sells for 50c per copy $4.00 per year EVERYONE WHO LOVES DC SHOULD READ THE GAZETT ORDER YOUR COPY TODAY AMERICAN KENNEL CLUB, 1200R, 221 Fourth Ave., New York City Horlick’s The ORIGINAL Malted Milk “ASK tor comicbooks.com