Life — January 21, 1926 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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LIFE Our Own Mid-Year Exams (To all bright little readers who will ¢ questions for six send the. in Lire will be delighted to give an approving pat on the head. Now. no whispering, children!) Who Was months end en correctly answered, Alice Beatrice J Mary Louise Srp “Ma” Ferguson? Gerald Chapman? Frank D, Waterman? Jack Dempsey ? Where Was Tacna ica)? Dayton? The New Yo! Miami? Locarno? The Yale (alternative, Ar- « Elks’ Club? football team? What Was The Mitchell tial? The Democratic National Convention ? The Bulgar war? The President's electric horse? An Oxford bag? A traction interest? court-mar- Greco- How Was The Shenandoah decision? The status of Miss Swan- son's marquis? The status of Miss Joyce's matrimony ? Prohibition getting along? Your old man? inquiry T. B. Advice from the Worldly Godmother Wuar writer about? Once upon a time he could discuss art, literature, golf, war, and women in politics. But what chance has he to write about the drama when John Barrymore becomes its literary expo- nent? What can he say about baseball when Babe Ruth is the authority? The Senate can't get a quorum cause Senators are writing up the hap- penings in Congress. Even Beatrice Fairfax can't be too sure of her job, now that the sociology professors are giving advice to the lovelorn. Who wants to read what the dull writer, hovering over a sticky tyt writer, has to s: when write about the North Pole and _ sin- ners make their own confessions? The way to succeed in writing now- adays is not to go into the writing busi- ness, but to keep young, or become a slim-ankled bandit, or take a spouse for the fifth time. D.G. can a poor write be- explorers The Indispensable Industry Jou P. Bemis making notes for President of the Corporation, Bemis, Gattlebar was address on “Our Pub! Public's responsi Responsibility to * which was to be all about the bility to Us. He was on the point writing: “We are indispensable to t We are proud of Anything that public. our indi pensability. hurts hurts the ¢ Just then the fact poration and hid it. blic even worse.” angel took y of the Bemis Gattlebar Cor Mr. Bemis started wringing his hands and wailing nobody would pay any attention to him, a mischievous But He applied to the Arm Police, and the ¢ but not one of them What's it to u amber of Commerc 1 Wo p him ok pity aed work on hi “We are ind We are p Anythin ic even worse H.BLH Semis much pleased and address. He wrote of our in Jasox wouldn't have had ar finding the goldet hurts u fleece it RIE TO Te — i Keeps Your Hair “Neat— Rich-looking and Orderly EF your hair lacks natural gloss and lustre, or is difficult to keep in place, it is very easy to give it that rich, glossy, refined and orderly appearance, so essen- tial to well-groomed men. Just rub a little Glostora through your hair once or twice a week,—or after shampooing, and your hair will then stay, each day, just as you comb it. Glostora softens the hair and makes it pliable, Then, even stubborn hair will stay in place of its own accord. It gives your hair that natural, rich, well-groomed effect, instead of leaving it stiff and artificial looking as waxy pastes and creams do. Glostor: keeps the scalp soft, and the hair h by restoring the natural oils fr the hair derives its health, lif lustre, Try it! Sce how easy it is to keep your hair combed any style you like, whether brushed lightly or combed down flat. If you want your hair to lie down par- ticularly smooth and tight, after appl. ing Glostora, simply moisten your hair with water before brushing it. A large bottle of Glostora costs but a | trifle at any drug store. A generous sample FR Send This Coupon and Try it FREE THE R. L. Ww. ATKINS COMPANY Please send me FREE Name Address large 1¢ bottle of Glostora costs ut a trifle at any drug store. 6 Weet 3rd Street, Cleveland, Ohio sample of GLOSTORA, all charges pai 1s Canada add: THE R. L. WATKINS CU. #2 Wellington St.,West. Toronto comicbooks.com