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This page satirizes corruption and inefficiency through two pieces: **"Precept Upon Precept"** (top): A scathing article mocking Rev. Father Thomas P. Hayden, chaplain at Atlanta penitentiary. Hayden and the warden conspired to extort $10,000 from convicted bootleggers in exchange for prison jobs. When exposed, Hayden used religious repentance to escape punishment while the warden served time—the satire being that he cynically weaponized Christian confession to avoid consequences. **"Big Business"** (bottom): A satirical fictional account of concrete collar-button manufacturing conducted with Hollywood movie-industry absurdity: executives spend $10,862.25 in long-distance calls to decide on a factory; an expensive architect designs country homes instead; workers tear down completed stories; a cabinet officer is hired to salvage a failing product. The joke: wasteful, incompetent decision-making disguised as ambitious enterprise. Both pieces skewer corruption, hypocrisy, and institutional inefficiency prevalent in 1920s America.

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