Life — January 8, 1925 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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C. - LIFE - Leading Away from the Jack I turk that banks ought to Iet the employees that handle the money swipe some of it, from time to time. it would make them happier. ter playing authors with twenty-dollar bills all day long, a Perhaps man have about them Tt eats into his comes to a less impersonal fe than you or I have. soul, as it were— “With one for you and one for ye, But never, ah, never a one for me. Perhaps, then, if one of these dys- peptic-visaged minotaurs could snitch a bill now and again, it would tickle him so that he might let you have your own money without making you feel as if all the and children of the vice- presidents were going without supper that night. Heaven cnough to draw wives it's bad out of the bank without having the presiding genie make faces about it. OF course, if the rule were put into effect, it might eventually run into a tidy sum unless regulated. Still, a neat sign like “Tellers lifting more than $100 a week from the till will have the surplus stopped out of would pay for iiself, any number of way knows money their wage And there a in which the bani: could cut down expenses in order to come out even at the end of the month. For instance, it could make the man- ers print their own desk name-plates. It could circulars. It could use less gilt paint, plate glass and mahogany in the interior and modify the acreage of marble floor. Nobody would mind the innovation, and it would stop sending emba rassment to parents whose accompanying children always ask in a loud voice if they are in a church, Best of all, the bank could dispense with the services of that stuffed uni- form that is always gum-shoeing about. You know whem I mean. He always grows his whiskers after one of the ex-crowned heads of Europe and then forgets he is only an imita He looks over your shoulder when you are making out a check. He wrong date. prevent tells you the If you lay a parcel down for a moment, he picks it up and offers it to a total stranger. He does sleight- f-hand tricks with your fountain pen. ailing that, he insults you. I believe he has “Special Officer” or something similar worked into the collar of his uniform. And that’s the goof I'm really try- ing to do something about. H.W. Nev: Why old magazines room? Ten: Oh, it’s to remind me to go to the doctor. do you keep so many scattered around your wrws oor maiceneece caawroeo com Protect your gums and save 4yours teeth UST as a ship needs the clos- est attention under the water- line, so do the teeth under the gum-line, If the gums shrink from the tooth-base serous dangers resul The teeth are weak They are loos ened. They are exposed to tooth base decay. The gums themselves tende: up. They form sac ‘whch become the doe ‘ways of organic disease Foe the whale sytem They disfigure the mouth in proportion & sum-decay called Pyo. thea, which attack four out of five peo rommuta on) |} Peover tor ORS oe Use Forhan’s every Z, 0s |) tooth brush time to pec I) serve gum healh and tooth wholesomeness Tender gum spots arc corrected. The gum |, torves are hardened | and vigored to suppor sound, unloosened teeth Fochan’s is used as a denaifrice, though no dennfnce possesses is | pecuhar gum. tasve action, If gum shrinkage | already set ms using Forhan's and consult a dentist en Hl mediately for special || weatment. 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