Life — October 2, 1924 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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Not Nohow THERE ain't nobody nowhere That's half as sweet as you. { I should, maybe, go where Them great explorers do, To Siam or Alaska, Greenland or Athabasca, Ul bet I'd find it slow where You wasn’t right in view; There ain't nobody nowhere That's half as swect as you! I've lamped_the kind of show where There's girlies by the slew That evidently grow where The luscious peaches grew, But though each little cutic Ain't got a thing but beauty, They don’t cause me to glow where My heart is. Take my cuc, There ain't nobody nowhere That's half as sweet as you! I know I'd find it so where- Soever I went to, There ain't no place that’s nowhere Unless you're there—that's true. Life would be on the bum where You wasn't near me, somewhere ; Still, you was always joe where You stood with me, 'tain’t new! There ain't nobody nowhere That's half as sweet as you! Berton Braley. Brightening Up the Vice- President Ir is the duty of every An zen, when visiting in Washington, to call on the Vice-President. Any one can call on the President, but the Vice- President has never received the atten- tion from the people at large that his generous self-effacement and general lack of intelligence warrant. How can we expect to start a standard of moral- ity among our statesmen when we be- tray such indifference to this patriotic duty? If our retired business men take this up as they do golf, they will not have lived in vain. Then again, the Vice-President will always see you, when nobody else would. As soon as you are quite alone with him, which will be at once, say: “Well, old top, I'm leaving you “So soon?” he will reply. “Yes. Iam going away. I am go ing back to tell the great American people just what you have said.” “But I haven't said a thing.” “Precisely,” you will then reply. “And they will be so delighted to hear it.” T. L. M, rican citi- i} Amaze Men With this Shaving Cream, whatever they expect By V. K. CASSADY, Chief Chemist~ GENTLEMEN: Our claims for Palmolive Shaving Cream sound almost too good to be true. But they tempt millions to ask for samples. Then comes the test. Our cause is lost if we fail to make good on these claims. We do make good. This Cream has become a sensation. Just because we learned the five things that men wanted most. We worked 18 months to excel in those things—made up 130 separate formulas. Now give us a chance We offer a Shaving Cream which millions like. regard it. We ask you to accept a Ten-Shave Test to prove the claims we make. It may mean new shaving delights. So will you 5 1—Multiplies itself in lather 250 times. 2—Softens the beard in one minute. 3—Maintains its creamy fullness 10 minutes on the face. Deli: hts 4—Strong bubbles hold the hairs erect for cutting. ig 5—Fine after-effects, due to palm and olive oil content. To add the final touch to shaving luxury, we have created Palmolive After Shaving Talc—especially for men. Doesn't show. _ Leaves the skin smooth and fresh, and gives that well-groomed look. Try the sample we are sending free with the tube of Shaving Cream. Clip coupon now. ‘THE PALMOLIVE COMPANY (Del. Corp.), Chicago, Lil. PALMOLIVE SHAVING CREA 10 SHAVES FREE and a Can of Palmolive After Shaving Tale Simply tnsert your name and address and mail. Address tor residents of Wisconsin, The Palmolive Com- Tue thing that is bothering New a of Wisconsta, The Patt ¢ Cour Soe. we 3 pany (Wis. Corp.) Milwaukee, (Wis BOLL Yorkers and Chicagoans is whether, Address for 3 ‘than Wiscoasin, ‘The when the two cities have grown until |& 5 Gia eaihee st ee they have met, the new city will be Z called Greater New York or Greater Chicago. comicbooks.com