Life — August 21, 1924 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Crashing the Gates A certain actor was appointed Chief of Police of a New Jersey hamlet. [He was accordingly decorated with a bright and shining badge, a symbol of his high office. = : The first Sunday of his incumbency The Subconscious Mind SA the new chief went to church. Eventually Bextaven Son-1n-Law (to printer): | | ne . the collection plate came his way There is a mistake in the announcements eee ehoe ' What did he dot of my mother-in-law’s demise; instead of ’ ; : He’ Gssbed bis’ badge! “Pray for her soul” you have printed Eddie Cantor, in The Metropolitan. “Dancing.” Printer: Yes, sir, but that's the way > : Sailing Time your copy read , Old Mrs. Green was down at —Le Journal Amusant (Paris). wharf at midday seeing her nicce off on . a trip. Glancing aloft. she remark: Summer Courtship “Well, they'll soon be starting, my de He (impulsively): Darling, | love you! f Both funnels are smoking and th Sue: Good gracious! Why, we've . se wouldn't want both funnels just to get only just become acquainted ! lunch."—Boston Transcript. He: Yes, I know, but I'm only down THE TRIAL TRIP — here for a few days. “OUR BOAT HASN'T BEEN cHiRIs Gone-Txorrer: Of course you wen —London Opinion TENED VET, ARTHUR. WITAT SHALL up the Matterhorn? WE CALL 11?” Rowaxcer: My word! what a bea Getting On “Lev’s CALL 17 ‘THANK Gop!'—1F ful river'—Printers’ Pic (London) ; ‘ WE ARE LUCKY ENOUGH To GET Another sign of age is recognizing . BACK TO SHORE, what the years have done to the cam- iige Biter (Bolla) Tur King of Bulgaria is learning paign photographs of La Follette. drive a railway locomotive. Well, Vew York Morning Telegraph | never know.—Punch, Lire is published every y Thursd Itaneously in the United States, The foreign trade su from Lire’s Great Britain, Canada and British essions, Title registered in U.-S. Breams Buildings. London, E. C. Ca nt Office. $3 In advance. Additional postage to foreign News Company. Ltd., 386-288 St. James Street, No contributions will be returned unless accomp addressed envelope. Live docs mot hold itscif The text ond illustrations in Live are copyrighted. For int Ril non-return of unsolicited contributions in Great Britain ofp) Lire, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, Fe! Netice of change of address should reach this offce ries in the Postal Union, $1.60 a year; to Canada, 80 cents. Back numbers cannot be suppli Lane, London, Ff. C. to the date of issue to be affected. a Enrabished 1876 2and 4 E Forty-Fourth Street NEW YORK ‘VAN DORT ‘WOVEN Into Collars WHETHER you like your collar high or low, there isa Van Heusento your taste. Van Mead (illustrated above) is 234 inches high in front, and 134 inches in back —but it is just as unwilting and crisp and cool as the lower Van Glow. 12 Styles, 50c:_ $3.00 the box Ask your dealer for Van Craft, a new negligee 4 tkireith the Van Heusen Collar attached. VAN HEUSEN ETZEL are tailors oe | the Worlds Smartest Core for men desiring to H Ss PHILLIPS.JONES NEWYORK . be groomed correctly. in %,) every detail—it has ever been their privilege to serve a distinguished : NENTS ANNES ei clientele. imi was LS MSaysek Sys Os. i) comicbooks.com